THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT!! I love it, have a uncanny attraction to it. I love the spotlight and charismatic of "Hollywood" from the actors, glamour, red carpets! A huge part of me is closely related..and this is what makes a part of Just Toy....

CELESTRIAL MONROE'S HOT TOPICS!! KIM KARDASHIAN, PRESIDENT OBAMA, HERMAN CAIN, NIKKI MINAJ, USHER AND AMBER ROSE!! SOME OF THESE  GIRLS ARE JUST $#@! UNRULY CHILDREN AND ADULT CRIMES WHERE ARE WE COMING TO? FUN , GOSSIP AND HEART RENDERING STORIES AND LETTERS

“Heeeey hunny bunnies!!! Mama is back! Full force and happy to be back on the air do you hear me?! Baby this recession has got so many people in a tisy! It has effected my shoe game and my travel game. Hunny bunnies mama has bought a home in the south to go chill out from all the playa haters and mess! (wiping forehead then fanning self) But I will say that I have missed you all and all of my gorgeous cabanna boys here in the studio and my girls kicking it with me Ms. Monroe! Euphoria!! Ohhh it is so good to see you looking fiiieeerce!! Girrrl those heels are looking hot! I know they cost some coins Ms. Hunny! Get on the M I C!"

 “Peace, harmony and light! Euphoria Monroe is here!*frantically waving and blowing kisses!*I missed you my Planets and Sis-stars! I had to go on hiatus for a while and get away from the media fiasco's and it seems in our absence the world has turned on her ear Ms. Hunni! Hopefully, we won’t have to dash on you Divas and Dons again because when we do everything goes crazy! So now let me give you the balanced point of view of all the media criminals, pimps and “unknowing hoes.” From marriage scandals, presidential gambles and murder by misguidance.”

Yes Hunny Bunnies this is what we do!

Baby so much has been going on! A black president the racist are hating on but he is president. Chile this non-sense doesn't make sense to me! Not at all! And every little step this man take to help the damn republicans shoot him down! I am threw wit it!! I am not into politics but the man has done or trying to do his job and how can you help if people putting road blocks in your way? Dammit!


Euphoria speaking....

"I’m going to start with the white house scapegoat. *Confused looks cross faces*Yes, when all goes wrong find a black man to blame! (Oops did I say that out loud?!) *The studio goes quiet but cant help but nod to truth.*My people we have turned Barack Obama into the black Messiah and I think we need to reconsider and reconstruct our ideals of this man. Let’s be mindful he is following up behind on of the worse presidential scandals since Watergate.*Grunts* You are being bamboozled thinking that Herman Cain is going to do any better being a black Republican. I guess the Black Caucus (or Black Caucasian’s) really does exist!*"Ooo no you didn't girl"Adventageous whispers low*That’s all I have to say on that!"

Celestrial Monroe speaking...

If ya'll forgot Hunny Bunnies this is our Politically correct one of the crew. She put it out there.(Looking around studio at everyone heads nodding and hands going up in confirmation) Advantageous has her eyes wide open eating chocolate covered strawberries.


“Now hunny bunnies ya'll know Ms. Monroe love her some Kardashians, but chile I'm tired you tired? Well it's time to take a damn nap! Baby them some greedy hoes! Yes indeed and that momma Kris Jenner is the biggest one of them all that she prostitutes her children whatever chance she gets! Is that nice? And they don't care because this is how they are getting money. Wait! Can Kim sing? Act? What does the girl do but jump from man to man? Sorry Ms. Kim but you have made a damn fool of yourself! Getting married was a big stunt cause you was hating on your sister because she got a big baller shot caller and you wanted to out do her. Um um um um um not good doll! And now the girl flies out to Minnesota to apologize to his parents. You know Kris daddy didn't really like the girl amyways! Hunny Bunnies I am sure that if That girls daddy was still alive he would be...wait a minute..Hunny Bunnies it wouldn't have gotten thus far. Not if she wanted coins from him. I hope he is not turning in his grave.” Smh And that bald headed blond Amber Rose, Girl her and Kim running neck and neck! First it was Kanye...then ...(leans head into palm) Hunny Bunnies I have forgot. I know the new one is Wiz! Why Suga? Is that how we do it in hip-hop you don't stop? Past the cock! (ooohsss, and ahhs, studio whispering you know she wrong for that) I am being an honest hoe, and in my Della Reese voice Hunny Bunnies all my hoes that hang with me are honest! (high fives in studio and head nods)


Euphoria speaks....


Speaking of famous on accident, Can someone remind me how Amber Rose and the Kardashian’s have made it thus far?! I really could care less about Amber Rose. But is Kris Jenner not thee best pimp since Ike Turner?! (Celestial and Advantageous drop their heads) I mean, she does nothing but manage her kids careers and boss around Bruce. (Oh Bruce let that earring go please. Advantagus Sephora says) I guess Joe Jackson has made an impact being one of the first upfront stage parents. To Kim Kardashian its okay that you are not married, you don’t need to compete with Khloe, let her have something gosh, you’re prettier anyway and you should have known you like fully black men!”

Celestrial speaking...

And so many icons have died! Joe Frazier, Heavy D! Baby we didn't know where death is you better watch what you do and say in your life! I have lost some very close people to me. And Steve Job died! Whew baby it is too much. I go on my sites and folk are posting peoples death 90 going south and a 100 going north! And my girl Elizabeth Taylor the queen of queens! Michael Jackson, I know I know I am just goung back a bit since I was last on air.


And Niki Minaj baby this is the female version of Homie the clown don't mess around!! (laughter in the studio) I am not hating Boo Boo but I don't see the talent sweetie!! Yeah she got flows, but that is not what she outs on her CD's! Do we have to look an azz, act an ass and be an ass to get some attention? Lawd I thought Trannys had it bad. But she kinda look like one (no she didn't cabanna boy says)


Euphoria speaking...


My second shout out goes to Homie the Clown!! He has made it passed “In Living Color” and is now rapping with YMCMB!!! …Wait.*Celestial whispers in Euphoria's ear*. What did you say Ms. Celestrial?? …. That’s not him?..Well who….*Adventageous throws her hands up laughing hysterically.*… Minaj?? Oooh…Is that her?! Girl Nikki you have let yourself go! *Studio laughs out loud*However she does call herself a Barbie so I understand the need to be so plastic. I promise you one thing all you that avidly support her music are simply brain washed. (Geisha’s, Thai, and Samurai??!) Whoever is writing her music please Google cultures and histories before you write these off the wall ridiculous songs. *Grumbles of agreement spread in studio.*

Celestrial Acting and speaking...

I had to stand up on that one!!! Let me do my this is why I'm hot dance. (running around in studio high fiving everyone in studio) You are a hot mess and if mess was hot babay that would indeed be you!”


“And Usher love him some older women don't he? Baby I know his momma is threw wit it! Lawd he love older cooter snaps! Maybe some outlined with a lil white hairs on the edge. Maybe the man is trying to be close to his momma. Maybe the boy has an edipus complex I don't know! And if he do, whoooop there it is! So momma take a back seat because your son has been doing this shyt for years!”


I am O V A it! Girl and I am not going to worry about J-Lo a super hoe! (laughing) she trying to catch up with Liz Taylor saying she will not marry or even thinking bout marriage. Babay I gaurantee next year she will be boo'd up if she ain't done it already! Euphoria I see you have something on your mind.

Euphoria Speaking...


*Studio is full of OOO's* And while I’m on the subject of bed hoppers,*listener's ears perk up* J Lo is back on the market! I give it 3 months before she is engaged to either another white guy or some Armenian. Hey Rob Kardashian is single J Lo!” *laughing at my own joke.*


Celestrial speaking...


“Wait a minute my crew is asking me to talk about Hermain Cain, babay take that sexual misfit of confusion and cast him in the sea of forgetfullness, he is a hot mess! Whew baby I can't talk about him too much to say! But Here we go... Euphoria....”


"I’m going to start with the white house scapegoat. *Confused looks cross faces*Yes, when all goes wrong find a black man to blame! (Oops did I say that out loud?!) *The studio goes quiet but cant help but nod to truth.*My people we have turned Barack Obama into the black Messiah and I think we need to reconsider and reconstruct our ideals of this man. Let’s be mindful he is following up behind on of the worse presidential scandals since Watergate.*Grunts* You are being bamboozled thinking that Herman Cain is going to do any better being a black Republican. I guess the Black Caucus (or Black Caucasian’s) really does exist!*"Ooo no you didn't girl"Adventageous whispers low* That’s all I have to say on that!" (studios saying amen! Speak!! You better know it shouts)


Celestrial speaking...


“Now to some serious news and something that has been heart breaking when I heard it. A fifteen year old that killed his grandmother by first hitting her over the head with a lamp, annnnnnd theeeen going into the kitchen and getting not one but two knives and stabbed her!!! After that he wrapped her body up in a rug and took it out to a sewer trap in the backyard and then came back in the house and stole her wallet! Why did he do this? Because he had skipped school and the grandmother was not a happy camper he didn't want to hear all of that!! smdh! (whispering in studio moans and groans of shock) Now here is the thing, apparently his mother was not in the up and up because the grandmother who was in her fifties adopted the young boy so he wouldn't be in the system! Well Hunny Bunnies look like he was destined to be there! Because that fifteen year old ninth grader is going to do life I am sure of it. Here we are with the sadness of life!”


Euphoria speaking...

Now you will have to follow more rules and regulations in prison. *Celestial chimes in"He's 15 years old" shaking her head at the same time.*

Now, I am not going to place all blame on the household. I am staking some blame to TV and videogames, and music that glorify murder and family violence. Truly think about it, there has still not been a positive black TV show that has shown the beauty in being who you are. I will also now say where family comes into place. I am not saying to shelter your children but you do need to parental advise what it is that they watch and listen to before you become the next victim on MediaTakeOut.com.”*Mhmmm !* (Advantagus Sephora shimes...weeelll, well, well!)

Celestrial speaking....


“One of my listners sent me a letter. And I was so upset internally, hunny bunnie you know I am sensitive, somebody get me a drink so I can read this letter because I am telling you it is a damn doozy! Hold on to your panties and G-strings and wigs Hunny Bunnies!”


Dear Ms. Monroe,


It has been a long and hard road for me with my daughter. She is having sex with an older man who is thirty-five years old and has given her herpes! She has miscarried one baby, and she has been prostituting and also has been in many precarious situations. Fights in and out of jail. She has ran away too many times to count. And she talks to me as if I am beneath her! We fight all the time. She was made a ward of the court, and after two years I had gotten her back! She is angry with me and I have no idea why!


I have been the best parent I know how to be. I am working full-time and I have put her in any and everything I possibly could, to keep her busy. I divorced her father because he was on crack. And right now I am not sure if this is why she is acting out.


Now that I have her back I am told that if she gets caught up again I could possibly do time because she is a minor. Well guess what? She is back to the same things and even more than before. She not only smokes weed but she does meth and she looks horrible! Please help!


Signed,

Hands Tied


“Ohhh my gosh!! (fanning herself) babay you have to save the baby and save yourself!! What you have been doing is telling her that it is okay to be the way she is and act up. She needs help and it is not beyond you! I normally pet my children who write to me, but not now! It takes for me to be stern in this situation. Either she dies from those streets and then you will really be hurting more than you are now they have boot camps that you can send her to. She has to be there for a year or more. They can help her. I know you don't want her to be a ward of the court, though you can do that and they will do some intervention. But you will not have any control of where they send her and what they will do. And in most cases they will send her to some juvinille type detention center and she has done plenty of that and it has done no good.


Boot camp will detox her, counsel her and she will have a mentor. She will also have other girls there that will and can share in some of the same experiences. This has given a lot of children a great turn around. Montel Williams did this on his show a long time ago. And some of these young men and ladies turn out to be mentors themselves. I will give you the information at the end of the show, as well as we will have someone call you if you are not tuned in listening. Hunny Bunny your baby is in need ASAP! And if needed we will do whatever we have to to get her there if I have to pay for it out of my own pocket!


I cringe at the state of our youth Hunny bunnies I really do. When I was raised you loved and hated your parents but at the end of the day you loved them no matter. I have to give a big whooo-who to the women and men no matter what era or decade you were born in. If you had the courage to step up to the plate and leave or do something about the situation you were in. I stand and give you three snaps up in a circle with a twirl and end up in some limbo splits for you on Mardi Gras!! You hear me?!

It's sad that a lot of women and men don't stand up and really raise villages anymore. We stay away and don't report anything. We keep out mouths closed! Where has the respect gone to? Smdh (blows out hot air through mouth and places head in hand-takes deep breath)


I have some information for you, please become a village and if you see any suspicious behavior with a young child in their home or see them out in public doing things they shouldn't open your damn mouth!!


I gotta go my nerves are shot!”


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Celestrial Monroe Hunnie Bunnies and we are all outta here!






CELESTRIAL MONROE’S HOT TOPICS!!! HOARS, TRAMPS & SLUTS OH MY!! WOMEN & YOUNG GIRLS WHO ARE TOO SEXUALLY AGGRESSIVE!! KIM ZOLCIAK, LEBRON JAMES, PRESIDENT OBAMA, OMARASO BIG BIG FUN AND GOSSIP!!!!

 

 

 

Heeeeey Hunney Bunnies!!! Today is indeed a wonderful day.  I have had a few ups and downs since my last broadcast but Hunney Bunnies all is well today!! Whoo! Babies we got a real hot topic on today’s broadcast.  I love sex, I love to look sexy, I love to wear sexy clothes and shoes!!  I will not tell a lie! But Hunnie Bunnes I am tired oh so tired of these young girls, old hags, young women, old women, and little girls putting themselves out there like whoo!! And I mean that like the rap song Black Rob came out with! Like some of you ladies gotta put the brakes on that like whoo!  And keep your legs closed like whoo! And stop jumping on these men like whoo!  And have some self-respect for yourselves like whoo!  Okay?? Dammit!  I’m getting to amped up in here already!!

 

Please Cabana Boy bring me and my beautiful girls some refreshments…. Yea!!! My girls are with me today!! I am so happy when we are all here and looking fabulous and fierce so early in the day.  Make-up is flawless.  Chile MAC and Sephora are working it up in here!! I wish you Hunnie Bunnies could see the shoes Ms. Advantagus Sephora Monroe is flashing on me!! Marvelous!! How are you today?

 

(Advavtangus speaking)

All is well Guys and Dolls!! I am muy spectacular!! Sweetie sit that right here next to me.  I love my chocolate and strawberries.  Awww Celestrial you thought about me!  Girl I love you!! And I missed you all!! I am so glad to be back in the studio.

 

(Celestrial Speaking)

And baby I am glad you are back.  You might have to put some of these wanna-bees in check after the show.  My nerves are shot!

(Advantagus speaking)

My pleasure..(high-fives in the air)

 

And my other best right hand man, if you will.  My writer and level-headed one of the crew.  Hunnie Bunnies ya’ll know who that is…my girl Euphoria Monroe!! (Celestrial gets up and hugs and kisses all over her face) You look great!!! Hunnie Bunnies Ms. Euphoria Monroe is always on the M.I.A list.  Ms Thing is the producer for this show and she writes and produces some other shows.  Always roaming to and fro.  Giirrrrrrllll the outfit is doing thangs ova here!!! Whooo I know they were all ova you when you stepped out of the limo Hunnie Bunnie!

((Euphoria smiles and laughs-blushing)

You know I keep it gansta glam and cosmic-licious and all that ohh-la-la!

(Celestrial speaking)

I love it! So I already know you have something deep and fulfilling to say about today’s broadcast.  Well we all do.  It is a shame how this is getting worse and worse with this internet, and the sales of the cooter-snaps.  (Laughter fills the studio) Hunnie I am sick to my heart at what these young girls and women are doing to get fifteen minutes of fame!

(Euphoria speaking)

I’m ova it, but I’m really not.  It is so hurtful and horrible to watch.  I know that I can be something something something else Ms. Monroe.  And I get my snoot on here and there. Buuuuuuut I refuse to put myself out there more than I should.  When we all do shows they are respectable.  When we go on vacation we keep OUR business to ourselves and not allll ova the placement.  These girls are acting as if they are dying to be in the light of the lights huney.

 

Well you all we will get into that a lil bit later in the show.  But for now let me hit this juicy up!!! Juicy booty, and that is what I want for ya! Marques Houuuuston!! Baby, baby, baby, what is the tee with you?  I’ma need you to stay out of the limelight.  I’ma need you to come on out and stop acting as if …(clearing throat…wiping forehead and fanning…taking a sip of berry-berry lemonade with a hint of champagne) (the girls are all laughing) Hunnie Bunnie, look we already had a show on this!! Please you do NOT throw passes or molest young boys who do not—ttttttt come at you as if they want you. You have done this it seems quite often!  Hunney Bunnies have you heard the interview Lil Fizz from B2K is saying and having no shame? What is done behind close doors comes to the light.  I keep telling you Hunnie Bunnies the entertainment world is very corrupt!!! And sad to say but the truth. At least 70% or more or gay and have had some dealing with the same sex. Marques has been in this biz since he was a lil boy.  And maybe somebody got at him Hunney Bunnies and touched that boy.  (SMH) Or was he feeling boys or guys since he was a lil-boy??? Who knows… Marques hunney come on the show!! We would love to talk to you boo!!

(Advantagus speaking)

Call me boo, cause you are still alright in my book!! (everyone laughs)

(Euphoria Speaking)

I know you do not want no child molester all in your boudoir Ms. Advantagus Sephora Monroe!

(Advantagus speaks)

You are right, you are right!! I need a real man, a real man to handle all this

voluptuousness no kiddy garden parties here! And he better love to eat guys and dolls!

 

WHAT’S GOOD DUDES AND DOLLS???!!!! I’M SPLENDA LIKE THAT KNOCK OFF SUGAR!!! …… WHAT’S THAT?? WHERE WE BEEN? HONEYS WE HAD TO GO INTO THE LAB AND OBSERVE SOME THINGS. YOU KNOW WHAT’S GOING IN THE WORLD AND WHAT NOT. SO I’M JUST JUGGLING EVERYTHING; LUCKILY I’M A MULTI TASK CHICK. I GETS THE HAIR DONE, NAILS DONE, FEED MY IMAGINARY SIX PACK, AND PAY ATTENTION TO THE MEDIA. SO LET ME CRACK MY KNUCKLES, SIP MY CRANBERRY, AND GIVE YOU THE 411(MY PERSPECTIVE).


OH MY GOODIES… WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH MARQUES HOUSTON ALLEGED RAPPING SITUATION??? HMMMM I KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP…. TOO MANY PRETTY BOYS IN ONE SETTING. OK OK SO SHOOT ME!!! I DON’T LIKE THOSE PRETTY BOYS, SHYT HE USING PANCAKE 31, MORE THAN YOU DO!!!! OH AND HE RUNS AWAY, WHEN THE BIG BOYS TEST HIS MANHOOD!!! LOL N E WHO… SO MR. RAZ B FORMER B2K MEMBER IS SPILLING THE BEANS. STATING THAT HE WAS GETTING TOUCHED IN THE BEAN SHOOTER…. AND HE SAID LIL FIZZ TOO!!!!!!!! IM TOUCHING A LIL SIDE BAR SUBJECT…. (DUDES AND DOLLS WE KNOW THAT WHATEVER YOU DO IN THE DARK COMES TO LIGHT) SO WERE GONNA SHO’ SEE WHO LYING… DUDES AND DOLLS THIS SHALL PLAY OUT, FOR YOUR VIEWING EYES. AND ANOTHER THANG!!!! MAYBE IT’S JUST ME…. BUT I THINK NEYO PUT IN PERFECT WORDS: “YEAR OF THE GENTLEMEN”. YOU CANT GET PLAY WITH SAGGING PANTS, AND ALL THAT OTHER JUNK. I LIKE THE THUG’NESS… BUT DO YOU KNOW HOW TO TURN THAT OFF? DO WE GOTTA GO TO THE HOOD EATERIES, CAUSE U AINT GOT ENOUGH CLASS??? YEA I SAID AINT!!!!!!! DUDES AND DOLLS, IM GIVING YOU THE REALNESS, THERE SHOULD BE A PROPER PERSONALITY TRAIT FOR EVERY SITUATION.

 

(Celestrial speaking)

Well I thank you very much for that Advantagus.

 

So I am sure you all know the latest…. I wanna just give my opinion on “Don’t be Tardy for the Party” An itunes hit for Ms. Kim Zolciak.  Hunny Bunnies this lady is not only hilarious with her persona but pleeeease this lady could not sing her way out of a paper bag!!! But the “boys” like it! And that is the market she is going to have to sing for because I do not see anyone else buying her music but the “boys” and I do have it as a ringtone, get this.  For freeeeeeee!  I will not-tttt pay for that!! Sorry Kim I love ya but it is not worth 1.99 or something like that.  Khandi you did a fab job on the song and helped her out a bit on the back up vocals.  But you know that girl can’t sing!! What vocal coach can help that?  Nobody! Nothing! Can’t Won’t! Nooooo that is a wrappacito mami!  And if you write another song get your paper!! Pleassssse!  And by the way, they have pics of Big Papa on the net now.  And not bad, not bad at all.  But how is Ms. Kim going to take care of her when she depends on this man to do it all for her?? Baby be a woman…come on now!! See this is what the show is about today.  Now you are too old to be selling cooter-snaps to get your bills paid and all of that.  You are cheating with a man who is not going to leave his wife because she will get everything from him.  And she is fine with taking his money and going where she wants to go.

 

Kim, Hunnie Bunnie listen girl grow up and take care of you…what are you going to do when everything is sagging fading and leaning to the side.  You keep getting all that plastic surgery and you will be looking like Joan Rivers, a fake plastic wanna be Barbie doll and that is not cute or attractive in the least bit.

 

Hunnie Bunnies I recently became a fan of the Atlanta House wives partly due to Ms. Advantagus who would always tell me what these gals were doing and the high jinx they pulled and mad drama.  And all of the “boys” that appeared on the show.  So I tuned in, made sure I caught up on every season.  I had my assistant go and buy me the first season. And I have seen all the ATL wives that have come and gone.  And Ms. Ne-Ne is still and will be in the building!  Ohhhh Ms. Ne-Ne you and I can hang out anytime.  You may have to step your game up a bit.  Don’t worry the House of Monroe girls got’cha back!! And I am sorry that you are having issues with your man Hunnie Bunnie!! Not cute.  Girl you were plastered!! I am sure by the time you hear this broadcast Ms. Ne-Ne or they are showing the episode of you and Greg having it out that you two are probably on the outs as we speak!! But make your money girrrrrl!! Hunnie Bunnie get on as many shows as you can, guest speak, act an azz do you!!! It will pay the bills!! Trust!!! And be fierce, sharp and clean Hunnie Bunnie and give them your best appearance. 

 

Whooooo Hunnie Bunnies it seems as if Omarosa has found her King to be!!! Yessssssss!! The first lady or so they called her is knocked up by Michael Clark Duncan who has not been in a movie, show or commercial since (snapping fingers) since I had my last lift on my boobs!! (everyone in the studio is laughing)  Hunnie Bunnies I hope he has some money saved up for her because she knows she is…well I am not saying she’s a gold digger…but she ain’t (*beep beep*) no broke (*beep beep*) oops I am sorry I forgot… well hell this is my broadcast I can curse and…well I will not say the N word.  But you have a clue to what I am saying.  That was from Kanye West Golddigger.  And maybe she wants to be with an average man Hunnie Bunnies, and maybe she wants to take care of a man Hunnie Bunnies IDK.  Cause lawd knows I have not seen him do any thang in the past few years.  How is that big man and her eating anyway???

 

Last but not least a lotta people are not happy with the Presidents ways and how he is handling things.  And all I have to say is this.  You have a man that was voted twice in office and the first four years YOU( the voters) knew he was off the chain and yet put him in there for another four years and he fuk’d everything up.  So now I feel that America is looking for President Obama to clean it up and hurry and buy quick quick !!! and that can’t happen!! So sorry for you.  That is all I have to say on that.  And by the way the man is viciously hated by bigots, racists, KKK, and so many other right wing groups and the republicans definitely hate his azz.  And he is getting death threats allll the damn time.  And all because he is a muslim and he is a black man.  If you felt this way why did you vote for him in the first damn place?  Because it just wasn’t black people, or should I be politically correct??? Damn that I am not PC but whatever.  African-American people that voted for him.  Now I agree in some areas some change has come about, but we are still in the hole and I do not see too much happening. However, I am a hustler and I have to keep my ear to the pavement at all times.  I have to make my career and I always have been that way.

 

A man that lives in St. Petersburg says that he is frustrated with the President and he has not been assertive in the past two years he has been in the office.  He also says he was disappointed with the crop if candidates that we had to vote on this year!! 

“There are more extremes on both sides” He said, “We’re getting nothing done”

 Others were more blunt in assigning blame, pointing fingers at the top.

“He’s going to bankrupt this country.” Said Paul Edwards, a retired naval engineer in Indianapolis. He was angry that his health care costs are rising and said he disliked Obama’s overhaul. The president says it will reduce costs in the long term, but Edwards is having none of it.

“I worked hard for 30 years, and all I see is my money being eaten up by somebody who thinks he knows how to spend it better then me.” Edwards said.

(Advantagus Speaking)

OBAMA??? PPL GOT ISSUES WITH OBAMA?? OH WELL!!!! THERE REALLY WASENT N E PRESIDENT THAT PPL LIKE 100%!!!! WHOMP WHOMP WHOMP HE AINT DOING THIS, HE AINT DOING THAT!!! COME YALL DON’T ACT BRAND NEW!!! POLOTICANS LIE 99.999999999% OF THE TIME. IF YOU HAVE AN ISSUE WITH IT, LIVE WITH IT!!!! DO YOU, WHAT’S YOUR NEXT GOAL?? DID YOU TAKE THE DOG OUT TO GO PEE?? SURE YOU DIDN’T… NOW LOOK!! HE MESSES UP YOUR PLANT!! OH WELL, AND THAT’S WHAT I GOT TO SAY ABOUT OBAMA AND ANY OTHER PRESIDENT OH WELL!!!!!

 

NOW IF YALL EX-SQUEZZE ME, I GOT A SALE TO ATTEND @ MACY’S. SOME CUTE SATIN PILLOWS. I DON’T KNOW BOUT YALL BUT SLEEPING WITH ROLLERS, PINS, CLIPS, AND A PEAR TREE. MAKES ME A GRUMPY GLENDA. YOU KNOW YOU SLEEPING GOOD, WHEN THE SLOBBER IS COMING OUT YO MOUTH. AWWWW COME ON!!!! DON’T NOBODY SLEEP CUTE!!! NOT EVEN ME IN ALL MY HUMBLED FABOO GLORY-NESS!!!! LET ME GO, I DON’T WANT TO PTA AND SOCCER MOMS TO BEAT ME!! LOL GOOD DAY DUDES AND DOLLS!!!

 

And there you have some of the opinions not all Hunnie Bunnies of real people who feel the President is not on the job. 

 

Welllll Hunnie Bunnies politics and laws always make a sore subject for me. And so I am going to move forward to the email which I based this hot topic off of.

 

Dear Ms. Monroe and the House of Monroe,

 

I am in my mid to late thirties and I was once a video queen if you will.  I got into the video seen right when the young girls were starting to be looked upon as “objects” At first when rap came out it was hot to be the “it” girl in a rappers video or even an R&B video. However needless to say it has turned into something very ugly and I will have to say that I was apart of that ugly way before “Superhead” got attention.

 

I have a sixteen year old by a very well-known R&B singer who’s name I cannot mention or I will be sued and held liable for deformation of character.  He is a ruthless man, and was very sincere and serious when he told me with his lawyer present after the DNA test came back that he would indeed put me out there and sue me if I mentioned he was the father of my child.  At the time this singer was married and had children with his wife. I was his side piece.  Passed around like an ashtray for a lot of men’s ashes. 

 

My first video I was just “one of the girls” on the side.  But the rapper said “I saw something different in you”  And we started to what I like to consider “dating” after the hanging out a few times because I was naive  to the industry.  We then began to have sex.  He took care of me while we were so-called together.  And then he dumped me. Well right at that time  I got hired for another video, and I was the “it” girl.  And soon after more and more videos.  And then spreads in magazines.  Vibe, XXL, too many to recall.  And all I had to do was wear something skimpy and pose sexy!! The money was rolling in and I was VIP in a lot of clubs and went to tons of premiers.  My body and my looks had afforded me so much.  But I was spread around and tossed to and fro from actor, to rapper, to singer.  And when the money ran out, I did what I had to do.  And that was get more money.  At times that meant for me to be a call-girl, and it also meant for me to be in a couple of porn movies.  Just so I could continue to live my lifestyle.  I shake my head as I write this in disgust, I did manage later to save my monies and cut down on my expenses.  And learned that I could not depend on others (men) to take care of me.  And also learned the hard way that I had to be independent on my own.  I was taught this as I was growing up, but then my mother later re-married a man that was set! And she never had to work another day in her life.  I saw this and felt that I could do the same, but still fell in the same category.  I looked to men to take care of me. 

 

I now run an own my own entertainment business and it is doing very well.  However the sad part about past life is my son happen to go on the net with some of his friends.  And he wanted to show his friends the videos I was in, he googled me.  And unfortunately he also ran across the porn movies I had done.  He was hurt and embarrassed and so was I.  I had no idea that one could do this.  There is now a porn site similar to “You Tube” where you can see porn for free.  And unfortunately for me there was a scene with me and another young girl. 

 

These young girls place themselves on the front line.  So many have sex tapes and it seems to bring them glory and fame.  Kim Kardashian, Kendra, Pair Hilton.  And more that I have not mentioned.  What will they do when they have children and they cannot only find it in the web, they can go and buy it! I work with an organization that helps to build the self-esteem of young girls.  I was also proud of BET for having a show that exuded this called “Black Girls Rock” Which is now featured in a lot of magazines for women of color. 

 

There is nothing I can do to erase my past.  But it saddens me son had to go through such embarrassment.  Please share this letter with your listeners. And I will keep listening!  I love what you do!

 

Signed,

Wish I could Change my Past.

 

I actually have Wish I Can Change My Past in the studio with us today.  I am so glad that she is here.  I invited her because I personally chose her letter to discuss today and make this our hot topic of the broadcast. 

 

We have been seeing a lot of things on You Tube and a lot on the internet with this young girl Katt Staxx!! This girl is allll over the internet making a shame of herself! Hunnie Bunnies I do not approve of the shyt this young girl does.  She is honestly telling about all of the guys she slept with and is a celebrity of the internet!! Baby I do not glorify in such madness! And neither does the House of Monroe.  Go head and speak on it Euphoria, because I know you have been waiting to talk.

(Euphoria speaking)

 

Self glorification...  Let’s talk about this…(smh)
When I stumbled across this synonym for pride it jumped at me. Pride to me extends into the deeper level of subconscious that has to do with self-worth. And if you don't have much self-worth how much are you willing to subject yourself to mediocrity?
In the entertainment industry we have come to the understanding that sex sells. From Lola Folona and Lena Horne to Halle ?Berry and Katt Staxx. Wait!!!!! Kat Staxx?!
Yes, the world has made her an overnight sensation. Prostitution is not legal yet we embrace and race to watch groupie sex tapes, want to know who is screwing in what and licking where.
So it even goes into where is our pride as a people in general.
Let's go back to Corrine Stephens’s bka "Superhead". First off how much of a woman can you be to not be ashamed to have the name "Superhead." There can be no gain from such a disgrace. I really feel indifferent about her son’s upbringing.
Soooo if Katt has children not only do I wonder about the fact if she will know whom the Childs father is, down to how will that child feel as he/she gets older? Finding out your mom has cock shots on the web and has slept around and bragged about it. The men are not to be blamed in my eyes. They are simply partaking of a service rendered. To me it is an extreme cry for help. The world has turn to nymphomaniacs... pride and self respect are a distant memory as the civil rights movement even though it was just a few decades ago. If it’s not racy, gore filled, sexy or in your face it isn't going to work.
This isn't good for the younger generations coming up. Babies are having babies at younger ages, becoming more sexually aware in the peaks of adolescence. Maybe Sigmund Freud was on to something deeper than we realized. If you show sex and lust to prime aged children their brains soak this up! This is the development stages. So if you’re 2 year old knows the words to Nikki Minaj... shame on you. If your toddlers can curse better than saying their ABC's ... It is time to check OUR own pride. Time for us to pull and lace the boot straps to raising our children and not BET!
There is nothing cute about being a groupie. There is nothing sexy about being a video vixen. Nothing honorable can show from shaking your behind and exposing yourself for a few camera shots.
Vainglory... another word for pride... Aren't you tired yet? I am.

(Everybody in the studio high0fiving and snapping their fingers up in the air)

 

This Child Kat Staxx and many others are doing too much.  I hear she is preggo, by who I have no idea.  I mean they ARE saying who the dim-wit is pregnant by.  But for me Hunnie Bunnies I do not buy it one bit!! Because she has been with Fab (the rapper) Your boy Redman has had a few hot words to say about her.  And Soulja Boy has been all up in that and hit that many of times.  She is all on You Tube talking about all the men that she has been through and been up in her.  (SMH) I’m tired lie you Ms. Euphoria!!! Jeeeeesh!!

 

What is your take on this Wish I could change my past?


Well now there is a popularity thing, who is the prettiest, who is the most popular, who can get the most boys.  And via internet got you on camera.  Oh and I have your cell number and many text message from you. I even have proof with pictures we have taken with my cell phone!! New technology has gotten us all in some sort of trouble. But it is really catching these celebrities in a whirlwind of mess.

 

Of course these young girls are not looking down the road because I didn’t.  I lived for the moment, I was having big fun with some “important” people. I wasn’t born or raised in a bad home.  And I basically got sucked up quick.  But a lot of these girls have had some rough home/life situations. I am not speaking of Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian.  They just did something kinky and the stupid thing was not getting the tape!!

 

Most women who have been sexually assaulted, did not have a strong moral upbringing or was abused or mistreated by a parent(s) have a bad chance of falling in the path of some illicit behaviors like having a loose sexual lifestyle.  Drugs, drinking, and get themselves in very unhealthy and abusive situations.

(Celestrial Monroe speaks)

 

Hunnie Bunnies I know being the popular one in my day was wearing the latest fads and fashions.  And to sale your soul for cheap just for fifteen minutes of fame is not-tttt worth it!!! Baby a good name is the best name to ever have.  And once you ruin your name, there is no turning back from that.  Look, I do not care how much money, interviews, books, houses, or whatever “Superhead” gets.  She will always be known for sucking dik!! Sorry but it is the truth.  I agree with Euphoria on this whole heartedly!

 

We do have some help for you at the end of the show.  If you are suffering from or know someone that is suffering from low-self esteem.  Who has tons of potential but just needs to be brought into the light and mentored.  Please don’t close your heart or your door. 

 

Loving you always Hunnie Bunnies, until the next broadcast, baby stay bold and beautiful, strong and fierce!

 

 

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CELESTRIAL MONROE HOT TOPICS ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIPS, CAMILLE GRAMMER, TONI BRAXTON, AND JESRSEY SHORE SHOW AND MUCH MORE!!!

 

Hey Hunnie Bunnies!!! How are you?  Uh I hope all is well with my listeners and your lives because mine is ever evolving moving so fast and so many great changes.  Baby I cannot focus on the crap that I can’t stand in my life.  Well, I guess I can share a couple of things with you.  Because these sluts will tell you behind my back! I have to stay flawless and keep it all tight, so yes I have had a tummy tuck.  And yes I have had a little something done to my nose.  To be honest we all have had something done to ourselves within the last month.  Image is everything.  And Hunnie Bunnies I might go and have them add a little something extra to my azz.  Lol ..Whoo Chile it is hilarious what we Diva Queens will do to look luscious and beautiful. Well I will say this, Celestrial Monroe is now single ya’ll!  And good writtens to bad rubbish who could not handle the fame, the travel and tons of great fans like you.  Jealousy is a bytch Hunnie Bunnies so if you get someone in your life who is insecure about themselves, then dump that person like a bad habit because it will lead too sooo much bull.  Hunnie Bunnies my man did not want me to hang with my girls Euphoria and Advantagus Monroe.  Wanted me to not to be with my family or talk on the phone.  And I saw that this man was about to get abusive!!  What?  And ruin this perfectly altered body I spent all this money on?  Heeelll naw!! I do not think so. 

Which leads me to what we will be talking about on today’s broadcast. I am excited to have an opportunity to talk from personal experience.  And I get tons and tons of emails on so many topics, questions and so forth and so on.  Physical abuse is not a part of the deal and love…but we will get to that later.

Sooo remember Hunnie Bunnies when I told you about the tranny?  The one that was looking waay too weird and was tore up from the floor up and when I got home I threw up!! Lawd I want him to please stop!  Yet have I said anything to him /wanna be her. Well he had a wig or weave and that looked bad!  And he had the neeeervve to flip it!  Shut up shutting up!! Un-unh…ima need him to come to the House of Monroe and get some glam lessons on how to be a good he/she lol …whooo!! Too too much lol..

 

Okay so let us get into a little gossip Hunnie Bunnies.  OMG! Have any of you seen the Beverly Hills Housewives?  Hunnie Bunnies it looks like they are going to keep making these series in as many city and states as they can!  I am not mad at Bravo trying to keep up with the reality spot and make money, but dammit! Orange County, New York, DC … It seems to me the only one that has been doing really well is the housewives of Atlanta. They got some wanna be queens on that show! Hunnie Bunnies that Dwight is a big messy queen isn’t he?  And I hope that I heard correct when it was said that he was straight!!!! Please. 

Any who… Camille Grammar married to Kelsey Grammar, who by the way is a self made millionaire.  Hunnie Bunnies he not only had his hand in Frazier, as Executive producer a spin off from Cheers.  The man had his hand in Executing Girlfriends and The Game which by the way will be having new shows premiering on BET.  It got a late cult following and by the time people really caught on and liked the show it was snapped off the air.  Well congrats to you all coming back and still getting paid.  Mr. Grammar has been married to Camille for thirteen years and they have two children together.  The man is a monster as most are in the industry.  Being unfaithful and not keeping his pecker in his pants and being waaaay too damn selfish!  I love what you do Grammar, but I do not like your choices.  He got some hussy pregnant Hunnie Bunnies and the GF had a miscarriage.  Well you know she wanted to have the baby so she can get paid for life!  What do these men think?  I mean come on, they get with these young girls or any woman for that matter and they will not get pregnant because they want that lifestyle and money for having your bambino!!! Well Camille says “Call it Karma. What comes around goes around.” I can’t say that I blame her; I kinda feel the same way.  How dare you leave your family and so quickly make a new family.  Hunnie Bunnies they are not going to worry me, I’ma worry them.  Can someone please bring my silver tray with my chilled Chablis and some ice cold water pleeeeassse!! Sorry about that.

Now Hunnie Bunnies we are so quick to judge the African American community.  Black, whatever you want to call it.  And so many websites out there that exploit the raunchy “ghetto” side of the community.  I will of course name them.  Hot Ghetto Mess is one of them and there is a host of many more.  And of course the hood movies, comedy shows that come on TV and cable that exploit the so-called unadulterated non-manners of African Americans.  But Hunnie Bunnies they have made a show of some people who are of color.  And if anyone says different they need to come and have a cup of café with me and I will explain the history of what true “color peopled” are. When you are in a climate, living and raised where it gets so hot that your body has to create a melon to not-ttttt burn from the sun.  You are of color.  All the people living in the Middle East.  Brazil, Mexico, the south of the equator.  You are a people of color.  And Italians are people of color.  Have you seen Jersey Shore on MTV?  Lol lol lol…Whooo Hunnie Bunnies talk about ghetto and raunchy and all of that.  These hair spraying, overly tanned, slang speaking, too much make-up wearing, sluts need to be on Hot Ghetto Mess!!!  Where is the rap music? There was none… But they party like its 1999 and drink, and act an azz.  So as far as I am concerned these wanna bees put the G in ghetto for me.  And let it be known we have taken the word ghetto and misused it.  For the record ghetto means homes and people that live in very close quarters and literally on top of each other and was originated in Spain and Italy.  How about that?

My baby daddy from waaay back in the day when I was a little wanna be girl Prince is mixing it up these days Hunnie Bunnies.  And the Prince of purple is going to go into concert with two people who are very unique!! Cassandra Wilson, well I personally love her music.  If you have watched the movie Love Jones she is on the soundtrack.  Beautiful deep alto and a jazz artist.  I am not saying the creative genius does not like jazz, but I will say this.  It is very different for the only man I know that can wear heels and make-up and tight pants and get away with it.  We did question if he was a queen back in the day.  And if he was a receiver, or if he was the one giving.  Rather or not if he was pushing a man from behind, you quickly got over his A-sexuality and tuned into his music which was off the bricks baby!  He is also going to be touring with Janelle Monet!!  Who has a punk, pop, rock, back in the B-52 kinda swing.  She would have been good with the early 80’s group that wore stylish retro clothes from the fifties.  Well baby I am really surprised she is still with the Bad Boy camp.  Cause that funny style P Diddy, whatever he calls himself is a down-low mess!! Yes I said down-low, but he is not in this broadcast with his mental emotional mess of confusion.  You know how he does it, he signs you wines and dines you.  And kicks you to the curb when you no longer hold his interest. He is good for writing you off in his taxes from all the money he spent on you.  So be out on the lookout for that concert.

Though this was not in the forecast, just in Nicki Minaj takes a pic for her album cover and her party-liner is showing??? Child I did not believe it until I seent it.. Yes I said seent!! My gosh I thought it was a joke, her panty-liner is out on blast!! Baby you do noooooot let me sing it like I am an opera star,  Yoooouuu Dooo Nooot wear liiight colooors for pics and it is cyyyycleee tiiiime.  And yoooou doooo not sprrreeeeaaad your legs and show your cooooter snaaaaps!!!  I am too done with that one Hunnie Bunnies.

Okay, I do not get into foolsball too much no disrespect.  But I love me some B-ball Hunnie Bunnies and basketball is back with mad drama already! Wade is hurt, mmph, mmph, mmph.  Le Bron has a minor injury.  These boys don’t have the same endurance and mass conditioning that the players did back in the day.  Byrd, Magic, Kareem.  So I will get real down and dirty and dig up some real juicy gossip on the boys as the season progresses.

Okay, my last bit of confusion is my girl Toni Braxton!!! Ms Queen Diva Hunnie Bunnies is going through!!! And IDK why she is not thinking!  I have had the opportunity to meet Ms. Braxton awhile ago.  Before she got the boob job. A nice girl and Hunnie Bunnies I wouldn’t lie to you or cheat you out of a pack of Virginia Slim cigarettes!!! Girl boo but she is not thinking!  Is the girl smoking crack or what?  And I am not trying to be disrespectful, but she is going through the same thing she did ten years ago.  The girl got on Oprah and told the world that she let so many others deal with her finances. She let them (record company) pay all the expenses for her concerts and wardrobe, stylist, make-up artist.  Thinking she did not have to pay for that.  Well Ms. O had put her in check about the whole situation.  She told Ms. Braxton you take care of your finances and not let anyone else do it.  The I to the R to the S came in Hunnie Bunnies the first time and took her shyt! I wish somebody would come into my home Hunnie Bunnies and take my minks, jewels, artwork and whatever else and all else to get the back taxes that was not paid.  The girl was schooled on the show, learned a lesson, was taught the good the bad and the ugly of her situation.  Yet she gets in trouble again!! Baby she owes the record company, the Flamingo Hotel, she owes cell phones??? Yes Hunnie Bunnies old cell phone accounts.  She is in 50 million dollars of debt and taxes plus all the other expenses she racked up between hotels, stores and so forth.  Hunnie Bunnies boo, she didn’t learn anything!  And she could be doing jail time!!! Yes Hunnie Bunnies!  Okay all the stars, non-stars that have been in the papers, on the internet, on TV (news) specials that have spoken of those who have gone to jail for not paying their taxes!!! Does my girl need some smelling salts?  Maybe she needs to talk to my good friend Dr. Dan. 

Okay stupid is as stupid does!! I told you about TI and his wife getting caught up with having marijuana on them.  Why?? Why?? Why?? What the hell is wrong with this man??? And what the hell is wrong with her?  You knew that this was the condition of your parole Hunnie Bunnies!  Yet your dumb azz riding around like you are above the law!! I love TI; love the sexy southern drawl he has.  Hunnie Bunnies he and Ludacris are about the only southern rappers Ms. Monroe can stand to listen to.  But the pain of all of this is, TI did a show, has been in and out of jail and has spoke numerous times about getting his act together.  And here you get caught with weed on you knowing that you can’t have it and you gotta go back to jail and you just got out!!! He has to do eleven months.  I can’t say that I feel sorry for him.  My suggestion to him is that you go ahead and start back rapping about jail, drugs, slanging and banging.  Because you haven’t changed one damn bit.  And his girl, wife or whatever should have said don’t get that, just get a drink and we call it a night.  So if she did do that, I apologize Ms. Tiny, because now you don’t own his troubles.  And look here, her man back in jail.  Mmph, so she can’t get no kissing, no loving, no touching!! Dammit I would tell his azz just stay in there and you hold it down in there and I hold it down out here.  Because a real Diva is not going to keep going through the same BS with a man over the same thing.  So Ms. Tiny, take that red hot mess die out of your head. Uh jeesh!! And work out and work on you! Because your man ain’t worth it.

I hate to be this way, but I am going to keep it way real and blunt and to the point!! Here he knows and others know what is right and wrong and yet they continue to do the same shyt, Hunnie Bunnies what type of wakeup call do you need to make you fly right?  Or are you as twisted as a bi-sexual crackhead?  Lol …Toni, I love ya, TI I love ya.  But this is unacceptable because you knew already.

I have received many emails in regards to my last show on Eddie Long.  Hunnie Bunnies, just as you all are in a tizzy and your draws are in a bunch.  I am sure there are others that are waiting to see how this all plays out as well.

Okay so let us get to our letter and topic of this broadcast.

Dear Celestrial,

I am a woman who has been in an abusive relationship for a year.  It first started out as a little verbal abuse, not much.  Then he started degrading me, attacking what I wore, how I wore my hair, how I got my feet and nails done.  The way I talked, the friends I had.  Like all the things he seemed to like about me (or so I thought) were the things he picked on.  He had even told me “I do not know what men see in you.  You are not sexy or attractive in anyway.”

I counted it all as being jealous at first, because there were things I had accomplished in my life and he had not.  First is I had just barely gotten my Masters Degree.  But I got it, and that had given me an automatic promotion at my present job.  And that of course let me move into a bigger and better home, and I was also able to help my little sister out.

He seemed to be happy for me at first, but then as time went by he would criticize, pick fights and degrade me.  That went to verbally abusing me and constantly telling me the negative things about me.  He told me I had gained weight.  I had started to go to the gym and got a personal trainer.  Then he got mad at that.  I wanted a new hairstyle and had cut my hair, he complained about that.  He hated my cooking, and these were not things he had problems before.  He told me I was ugly, I was not a good friend.  And I had began to stop hanging and talking to all of my friends. That seemed to make him happy for a little while.  When I had begun to get tired of being in the house and missing my friends, family, and getting out of the house.  That is when the beatings had gotten started. I had went and worked out one evening after work, tired of walking the treadmill at home.  As soon as I walked in, BAM!!! He had hit me from behind and I had hit the floor! He had hit me so hard that it had knocked a tooth loose.  He had broken my nose, and I had a small fracture in my jaw.  Then there were many kicks to my ribcage.  I was so bruised and messed up I had missed work for two weeks.  I had lied of course and said that I had been assaulted and was about to be raped.  That I had left the gym and went to my banks ATM. And that is where I had gotten assaulted.  He apologized profusely, and with me being laid up and hurt, bruised and all the cosmetic stuff I went through he didn’t jump on me for awhile.  It would be six months before he would do it again.

It had now begun to be something like a ritual, and I was having the hardest time trying to get away.  He would do more and more devious things to keep me at the house with him.  Or should I say at the house we had gotten together.

I had gotten tired of being cooped in the house all the time.  No life at all not seeing my family as well.  And it seemed he even got angry and short patient when I spoke to my family.  Any time he heard me laugh that would bother him.  I would go outside just to talk on the phone because I was on pins and needles inside of the house. 

I felt all was well so I had made some arrangements to get out of the house with family and friends.  When I got home, I was jumped and beaten and then expected to have sex with him.  When I didn’t want to, I was beaten and raped and he yelled and screamed and hit me while he was having sex with me.  This went on for six months straight.  He had changed locks on the door where he could only get in, and I could not get out.  I had lost my job, and we were going to lose my house and he beat me for that. I was now in a kidnapped type of situation.  Expected to look like a goddess when he came in.  House was to be immaculate, and dinner of course cooked to perfection.  If not, a beating. He had later trusted me with a phone because he got angry that he was not able to call and say “I love you” or “Hey baby what you doing?  I miss you.” 

I was so scared of this man who seemed and was perfect when we were dating and enjoying each other’s company immensely.  How people felt that we made a great and beautiful couple.  This man turned out to be my worst nightmare.

It took me a year before I could leave this man, mainly because I was under his jurisdiction. I was able to get away when he had no choice but to let me out of the house to move our things.  This was when I got away.  I of course pressed charges, and he is doing time as I write this letter.  I was also able to get my job back.

My point to this all is, when he had started to put his hands on me.  I stayed there and let him do it!! I kept telling myself he loved me and he would not do it again.  Wrong!! The beating went on for two years!  And it was after the year of being beaten repeatedly and me making reasons and excuses of why I was missing work. Which I am sure people knew.  He had gotten smart; he would not mark my face arms, legs.  But it turned him on to see the bruises on my body.  He kissed each and every one of them.  As if he was making love to them.  He was and is a very sick man. 

I am writing this letter to you because no woman, man, young girl or lady deserves to be hit out of “love” no one!! And if you are told that you are loved, run!! Run the other way because it is all lies! I am now an advocate for abused women.  I speak at seminars and go to various transitional homes and speak to women who are on the run from their abused boyfriend or spouse.  I still have every picture and every police report of when my boyfriend hit me.  I was also sick in taking pics with my own camera of the damage he had done.  But I knew one day I would be free of him.  And I knew I would have proof he had beaten me.

I hope that you are able to share this on air.  I love what you do and will continue to listen in on your show Celestrial!
Blessings to you all!

Signed,

Marcy G.

 

(Getting the box of Kleenex and wiping eyes.  Taking a deep breath)

Uhhh you guys… (Voice shaky) Make- up artist coming to fix Celestrial’s make-up.  But she shakes her head no.  And holds up her hand.

Hunnie Bunnies, when I hear of these awful stories of women being abused and hurt like this my heart cringes.  I have a thing people taking advantage of little children, abused women, and anyone being physically abused.  You see, (taking a deep breath, voice still shaky) Ms. Monroe in her former life was not only an abused child, but my mother was also abused as her mother was too.  Abuse is not a joke.  And when I got into relationships Hunnie Bunnies I thought if a man busted me upside the head he loved me.  And beautiful loved ones that is a huge mistake and mis-understanding.  As I told you before in a previous broadcast, I was abused.  And for this beauty queen it was learned behavior.  My mother was always telling me, “Don’t worry baby.  It is just your daddy’s way of letting me know he loved me.”  SMH.  This is bullshyt Hunnie Bunnies! (Tears streaming down her face) My father was an ogre and a very jealous man.  And my mother felt this way because her mother had told her the same thing about my grandfather.  So she felt this behavior was truly acceptable, and when I got older I thought the same thing.  But Hunnie Bunnies it is not healthy, love, normal, helpful, good or acceptable in any form whatsoever!!!! Do you hear me talking to you!! Let me calm down, because my G-strings’ get in a real bunch when speaking on this matter.  Hunnie Bunnies I had to see self worth in me.  And just as Ms. G caught up, this was not her past.  This was not a learned behavior.  A seemingly successful woman who listened to the lives and fake apologies and then was held hostage and basically kidnapped??!!! Heeell to the naaaaw Hunnie Bunnies!

I want you to right now know this, any man that hits you has issues and is very insecure and not a real man.  And a man wanting to control you and your every move is not love or healthy. You must see the beautiful woman/person you are.  Now Hunnie Bunnies there are men that get beat, and men that jump on men.  And women that jump on women.  If you are this person/persons male female that are in these situations it is time to get out now!!! And I will help you….

 

Okay, Hunnie Bunnies today has been a production of sorts for me.  So I will have to leave you.  Loving you always Hunnie Bunnies, until the next broadcast, baby stay bold and beautiful, strong and fierce!

Oh and a big heeeey and much love to my girls Euphoria and Advantagus Monroe who are not in the house today because they are on assignment. Much love. 

 

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THE CELESTRIAL MONROE SHOW!!! TSK! TSK! TSK!! HOT TOPICS WATCHING OUT FOR OUR CHILDREN!! MOLESTATION SHAQ, LADY GAGA, AND SOO MUCH MORE!!!


Heeeey Hunnie Bunnies how are you all doing?  Whoo mami is indeed happy and joyous to see another fantabulous day!  Chile as long as I am walking on top of a grave and not under one.  All is well with me!  Do you hear me?  First and foremost, look I know what I do for a living and how I do it.  But I must make a comment and point on something that has been worrying and distressing Ms. Monroe, Hunnie Bunnies there are so many folk out there that just cannot…tttt.  Pronounce that T huney…please do! You cannot-tttt be like the sistas of the House of Monroe. Because I seen something gruesome and horrible!  And it literally scared my G-string off!  And I was mad that my girls were not with me! Hunnie Bunnies I seen a man trying to look like a woman!!! Lawd have mercy! Baaaby there is not and never will be enough MAC to cover that!  And Covergirl cannot cover any of those holes in his face, and the holes in his face from that beard he has been trying to cover up, naaaw that will not do!!! He was trying to make his chest boobs, and he looked like Lucille Ball painting on his eyebrows.  And he was as wide as Dion Sanders across the back looking like a fullback!!! And then had the audacity to switch with his pants all in the crack of his anus!!! No, no, no, no!!!! This is not acceptable!  He had a fake ponytail on, and that was not situated correctly, Hunnie Bunnies it looked as if he had found the hair in the trash!! He needed help; he needs to stay a man, being a woman will not work for him!!! Nope, nope, nope it will not do!!!  It looks like my sista has something to say, (lol) Advantagus Sephora on the mic Hunnie Bunnies.

(clears throat and sips some wine, bites on a rye cracker and swiss cheese.  Sips some more wine, awwww)

“That was good and tasty”

CHELLLLLLOOOOOO DUDES AND DOLLS.  DO YALL REMEMBER MY NAME??? IM TELLING YOU HONEY I KEEP CHANGING IT, LOL. BUT DON’T THINK IM RUNNING FROM THE GOVERNMENT. WHHHHHEEEEEWWWWW!!!!!!! DUDES AND DOLLS, IM HAVING A BLAH BLAH DAY, U CAN- RELATE CAN’T YOU??  I NEEDS A COCONUT DRINK WITH THE FIXINGS AND A GABANNA BOY!!! I KNOW  I KNOW, “ GET TO THE SUBJECT YOU ALWAYS GET CARRIED AWAY.” (Euphoria states) WELL I GOTTA SET THE MODE AND MOOD, I WOULDEN’T BE ME IF I DIDN’T, LOL. OH BY THE WAY.. DID I TELL YOU I HAD MY EYE ON SOMETHING NICE IN THE WINDOW? IM SORRY YALL…. IT WAS A BLACK LACE GIRTLE LOOKING THING, YOU KNOW!!! LIKE THE MOULIN ROUGE THING!!!  THE TWINS WOULD LOOK FULL FORCE!!!!  WAITING ON THAT GOOD CHECK, LOL. (CRACKS KNUCKLES)…  ALRIGHT LET’S HIGH DIVE IN THIS……

 

 

Okay, so there has been a lot in the news lately, and for whatever reason.  It seems as if when I answer an email, or shall I say my staff will find an email that is close to the hot topics I speak on the broadcast.  Let me get it out, Bishop Eddie Long.  So here is the thing I will get back to him, and I will do the light stuff right now.  So let’s get into it.  Okaay Hunnie Bunnies! It is official, as I told you before Shaq is engaged to Hoopz!  Hunnie Bunnies, I know the press has covered it, and I know a lot of you are over it, but what the hell is wrong with Lady Gaga?  Look here, I know we all try to outdo each other all the time.  We have to search for the spotlight all the time, and this is an infamous behavior in a “Queen’s” world! Because we want and crave the spotlight, but the negative attention where people are talking about you and wondering what the hell are you thinking!! Just like the he/she I was talking about.  You know they talk about him all the time, everywhere he goes!! So why this girl wear meat?? Who in the hell goes to a butcher shop and buys top sirloin beef steaks and makes an outfit? Something is not too tight about her to begin with! I know she is what I call the “new Madonna”  And Madonna shocked a lot of people, just as Lil Kim is mad at Niki Manaj right now because she says she is copying her.  But that girl is far from what Lil Kim is doing and has done.  She is more like an African American Cyndi Lauper.  I am not a fan, but I do like her style. 

Well Hunnie Bunnies, Lyfe Jennings broke down on the stand asking for forgiveness.  The mother of his children must have some powerful cooter snap back! Because this man pulled guns, kicked in the door and waved in the four-four!! Come on, I mean you had such a positive image when you were doing the stint in prison ( ten years) You came out and all of your music was positive, and now, now you throw all of that in the trash and let your emotions get in the way.  His album was number five on the Billboards! He is a platinum selling artist! Now the young man has to do three and a half years.  I believe not being able to handle sooo much, jealousy is insecurity.  And the worse part of it is, now you gotta sit behind bars and think everyday what the mother of your children will be doing and with whom.  Hell, let’s keep it real, those two are not married.  And Hunnie Bunnies, if I hear of them getting married while he is in jail.  It better be because this is how she is going to get those checks!!! You hear me?  Because this is not the first incident of him going ballistic over her! Go ahead and speak on it Advantagus Sephora Monroe.

(removes hair from eyes, slings hair back from shoulders and face, and sits straight up in her chair)

SO THE GOSSIP IN HOLLY WEIRD IS THAT ONE OF MY FAVORITE R&B SINGERS, IS HEADING TO SING SING, THREE YEARS, SHYT TOO LONG FOR ME.  I FIRMLY BELIEVE HE IS A VERY TALENTED AND REAL SINGER, YOU KNOW RELATABLE. BUT HE FORGOT THE NUMBER 1 RULE IN THIS GAME: DON’T LET NO NINJA OR NINJETTA , MESS UP YO MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME ON NOW !!!!!!  DON’T MESS WIT MY SCRILLA , DOUGH, YEN, CHEESE, PAPER, STACKS ON DECK!!!!!! UNFORTUNATLEY, HE LET BABY MOMS GET IN THAT HEAD!!! AND HE STRAIGHT UP DID A NINO, WITH A SIDE OF SET IT OFF!!! I KNOW YOU DUDES DON’T LIKE GOING OUT LIKE A SUCKER, BUT WITH SO MANY LAWS, AND A FILE THAT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A SCIENCE PROJECT. LOL IT JUST AINT WORTH IT. LET THE LAW TAKE CARE OF THAT.

(everyone in the studio high-fiving each other and laughing together)

(Celestrial speaks)

And Hunnie Bunnies I have the highest of the highest respect for Cher!! She is truly and dearly an icon of our time.  She is indeed a Lady Diva and has been one when she and her first husband Sonny and she did that show.  Buuuut, and yes there is a but!!!! She should have not worn that see-thru body suit!!! Nope she is past that, wait! Wait!! I know what you are going to say, yes she still looks good!! Very well for her age, Cher is in her sixties!! And her body is absolutely fantastic!! Just not that see-thru body suit mami!!!  I would have been okay had she worn a dropped back dress with splits and a lil cleve.  But not that! She has put on a lil weight, and noooo it doesn’t look out of place or bad….but ima need her not to wear that anymore!!! Do you hear me Cher? SMH uh jeesh lawdy lawdy!

So let us get to the email.  And as I stated before Hunnie Bunnies, my staff pulls the emails for me, or the ones they feel I should read.  But do not let that stop you from writing.  I do answer my emails Hunnie Bunnies.  I spend two hours a day reading and answering.  So even if your email may or may not get read on the air, it does not mean I am not answering them.  Because I get a host of emails, my personal assistant will read them and because she types 70 words per minute, baby she can answer a whole lot of my emails while I recite and she types!!!

Any who, This email was chosen for me to read on the show today.  And it is because of the controversial issues that have been going on in the church.  Now Hunnie Bunnies, I am not going to say that I am perfect, and walk in an angelic way.  I DO NOT!!! Nor am I qualified to lead anybody down the path of righteousness.  But there are a few things I know.  And Euphoria Monroe will be giving you her take on this hot mess that is going on.  However, I will first deal with this email.  And because of this scandal a whole lotta lil boys, grown men have sent me an overwhelming amount of emails in regards to this matter and what has happened to them.   And trust, when lil boys get molested are raped.  Majority not all, because I do not want any straight men writing me and saying they are not gay!!! A lot of these lil boys that grow into men feel they are now gay because they have been molested are raped by a man.  They may be attracted to women, but underneath they crave a man.  This is also prevalent in the down-low community.  Ashamed of not being able to say or speak, and even get help for what they have gone through.  They are embarrassed! And can you blame these lil boys?  They go from boys to men quickly! My girlfriend who is a stylist and helps me a lot with my clothes and make-up, shoes and what not.  Her hubby just told her that he was picked up by a strange man and the man asked him to suck him off in his car!!!! The nerve of this man!!! And all men who mess with these boys. 

 

Dear Ms. Monroe,

It disturbs me that when Bishop Eddie Long spoke to his church he said that he was going to fight.  And that he was not any of those things he was charged with.  However, he did not deny that he was gay, down-low, and had at one time been bi-curious.  He also said that he “was not perfect, and I have never claimed to be perfect” But to me it is still unclear if he has done this or not.  And now there are allegations that there is a video of him and one of the boys he had sexual relations with.  However, we cannot say that this is true or not.  As well as that if it does come out, what will he say?  Will he do a R. Kelly and say “That is not me?” come on now we all have a look-a-like, but not a twin unless your mother had identical twins.

It was when I was twelve years old, just hitting puberty.  And I had gone over to my best friend’s house, we were in the basement horsing around, talking about girls.  And his father came downstairs.  As I look back, I could sense that my friends mood had changed and the look on his face.  He tried to “mask” it but I saw it.  I thought maybe he was in trouble, or maybe we had done something we should not have done and we were both in trouble.  His father had gone behind the bar and had asked if we wanted something to drink, we both had said yeah, and he made us an ice cold Pepsi (that was laced with cognac) it was not strong, but you could taste it a little.  He left and went back upstairs out of the basement, and I could see the sense of relief on my buddies face.  And he then downed the drink, I followed suit and did the same.  Not knowing at the time he was an alcoholic, his nerves were bad.  He then made us another drink.  (I assume his father knew this because he came back an hour later) We were both drunk and acting way too silly and I was having fun.  His dad then brought us Playboy magazines, Hustler, Black Tail.  And we being young boys were turned on.  Once he seen that we had an erection….well that is when he had started touching us, and my friend had then started to give his own father felletio!!! I was shocked and appalled.  I was scared, and too scared to run and too scared to move.  He then went in his wallet and pulled out a fifty dollar bill and gave it to his son.  And asked if I wanted some money, if I did then he could give me some.  He said he would give me more.  He told me to go down on my friend while he watched, and then go down on him.  All the while filling us with alcohol, he smoked marijuana with us; he kept us high and drunk.  We did this for hours.  I had almost two hundred in my pocket when I left.  However there was the huge guilt, and why did I do what I did?  I knew this was wrong, I knew I should have said something, I could have left!!!! I had now begun to go over to my best friends house frequently, really for the money!! And I got tons of it! It was when we got older (around the age of fifteen) that I had stopped going to his house.  Because I wanted to be with girls, I still was attracted to them. 

This now leads me to where I am today, a gay man.  Who had to hide who I was for a very long time, a down-low man for years!  I also had a bad drinking problem until I got help for that.  I was a stone cold alkie by the age of sixteen, and so was my best friend.  Unfortunately for best friend, he took his life at the age of eighteen.  Right when he started college.  He was afraid of what he had became, a confused young man.  The letter he wrote was a letter of apology that he had mailed to me.  And he told me what he was going to do, and by the time I got the letter he would be dead!  I was stunned and shocked, and I took the letter to the police.  Soon after that, his father was arrested.  The letter went into grave detail of what his father had done to him and I.  I was happy that I had finally stood up; it was the right thing to do.  I could careless that I was in the letter.  Justice was now being served!  And the embarrassment of who he was and what he had done, and why his only son killed himself.  My parents, his parents were all hurt, and of course I soon filed a law suit.  Sorry I had to do it, but when the money came, I moved far away from my family to hide my shame.

I was married for seven years when I knew that I could no longer be with my wife.  We had no children, I did not want her to get pregnant, and I had a vasectomy right before we got married.  The last thing I wanted was children, and a chance that I might do the same thing.  Or better yet someone do the same thing to them.  It actually worked out perfect, because my wife at the time did not want any children until she finished school.  And she also wanted to travel and enjoy life before we had children.  She had no idea I had done this, she was thinking her being on the pill prevented that.  It was not until our fifth year of marriage that I had started to have the urge to be with men, I pursued that, and my urges became stronger and stronger. I divorced my wife, and I never told her that I was attracted to men.  I just picked fights with her all of the time.  And when we were done, our thing was over.  I moved to Miami, my lover was waiting for me.  I am not a flamboyant gay man, on the outside one would never tell.  And as I do still flirt with women, and see and are attracted in some way to women.  I do not want to be with them sexually.  So here is my story, and I do hope that this helps; I hope that we can put a stop to this.  Speak up as I have.  No longer hold shame.  Because my story is true and real.  This can happen to you and your child. 

Thank you Ms. Monroe for letting me share my story with you.  And I love who you are, and I love your show!!! I listen allll the time!!! Much love!!

Signed,

Just wanted you to know…..

 

Dear Just Wanted Me to Know,

I applaud your courage, I applaud you standing up and being fierce!!! Your letter was right on time, and I appreciate that what happened in the dark came to light.  You could have very well gotten that letter and not said a word!!! I know that took courage Hunnie Bunnie!! And I am sooo proud of you!! You could have very well kept that letter a secret, went to your friend’s funeral and left it at that.  But Hunnie Bunnie, you were effected, and not in a good way!! No! No! No! You were coerced by money, drugs and alcohol.  This was not a good situation for you or your family at all! You brought truth; I know it was very hard to go to your family, his family, friends knowing what had happened.  But the embarrassment and truth of who he was needed to be shown Hunnie Bunnie! And I’m glad you got some coins boo!!! Laughed your way to the bank didn’t you?  I know it doesn’t help the pain you went through, and damn sure didn’t help what you went through in your marriage, and damn sure didn’t help your emotional and mental state of being.  It saddens me that a lot of gay men are raped or molested by other men.  And they are unable to choose what type of lifestyle they want.  You took yourself through a vasectomy! Chile that is mental trauma! Scared to not want you to follow those steps! Scared to not want any man to do the same to your child.  I do hope that you got help, but if not, at the end of this broadcast, you will have some info.  Don’t be afraid to get the help you need Hunnie Bunnie. 

 

Signed,

Ms. Monroe

 

Well Hunnie Bunnies, I’ma back up from this a bit, because this is truly a sore situation!! However the lyricist of the bunch, my girl, from the House of Monroe has some things to say… Euphoria are you ready?

(Nodding head yes-she pulls out a tablet-clears throat, takes a sip of water and begins…..)

Heey to all my Planets and SiS-tarz!!! How is my Universe doing today?

Okay ...I told myself that I wouldn't comment on this "Bishop" Eddie Long ordeal...I will use biblical context to help... In revelations Paul wrote a letter to the church of Ephesus which was the back sliding church era... they decided to set up a "priestly order" (if you know your bible Paul set this church up).."I know this that after my departing shall grievous 'wolves' enter in among you, not sparing the flock. Also of your own selves shall men arise, 'speaking perverse things,' to draw away disciples after them." Acts 20:29, 30.

Did you know that The God you place your faith in HATED that? Yes hated... Clergy, Bishops, Archbishops, Cardinals, Popes. Here we have the origin of the dogma of "Apostolic Succession," and the separation of the Clergy from the Laity, a thing that God "hates." The Church at Ephesus was not deceived, but recognized them as. False apostles and liars. Better know whom it is you follow

 

Today you have the "lukewarm church" As said in revelations... about the church of Laodicea.

It is all smoke and mirrors.....

 

"Behold, I Stand at the Door and Knock."

 Has NOTHING TO DO WITH SALVATION... the church had basically been structured with the ideal if CHURCH and STATE and GOD felt left out.. So he said I stand at the doors of the CHURCH and knock IF any MAN hears my voice I will sup with HIM! Basically saying that the church has lost the spirit.. Yet I am still willing to enter the heart of those that are open to.

 

What do these "Messages to the Churches" teach us? They clearly teach the DECLINE OF THE CHURCH. That the professing Church instead of increasing in spiritual and world converting power will become lukewarm, faithless, and CHRISTLESS.

 

SOOOO my Christians... choose your PASTOR wisely...not bishops... so on and so forth... they KNOW the BIBLE... maybe it is time for you to take a deeper look at your FAITH!

 

Weeeeeeeel she said a mouthful didn’t she???? And after that I have nothing to really say, well yes I do.  Hunnie Bunnies what is done behind closed doors comes to light.  He without sin cast the first stone! (Holding her arms up to guard herself) Because Hunnie Bunnies I would be stoned to death, as vicious as I am?  But I remain true at what I am and who I am.  Please, please be careful you men and women in the position of power.  Because in my heart of hearts right now, I do not believe that things like this just all of a sudden come flying out of the blue sky for no reason.  And I am done with that. 

(Advantagus Sephora Speaks)

(CLEARS THROAT) BISHOP EDDIE LONG………… ONE SECOND….( SUDDENLY HOT FLASHES, GOTTA BREAK OUT KIMONO ROBE AND FAN TO MATCH…  AND SIP COCONUT DRINK) I AINT GOT NOTHING TO SAY ON THAT DUDES AND DOLLS!!!! THAT WOULD CALL FOR A BLACK & MILD, PREFABLY WINE FLAVORED, LOL. CAUSE BABY THAT MESS IS HITTING THE FAN, LIKE A COW MENURE FEST!!!! AND IT HAS JUST BEGUN, SIT BACK DUDES AND DOLLS CAUSE THIS IS FOR THE LONG HAUL………(Advantagus shaking her head in shame)

Please stay tuned to get all of the info on how to get help, we need it!  And if you know a child, man or woman that is doing this open your mouth!!! Please young people who tune into my broadcast, or read it on my website.  I urge you, I mean really , really urge you to step out and TELL!! Open your mouth, I know you are afraid.  But don’t be!! You need help, they need to be apprehended.  Do not be like “Just Wanted You to Know”  and your life turns out the way his did.  Or better yet like the young man that wrote the letter telling Bishop Eddie Long he “tried to commit suicide and is still standing” Or like a dear writer where his best friend took his life!!! Please, please be strong, think only of you and how you feel in this situation and do what is necessary to heal yourself!!!

(Advantagus speaks)

WELL DUDES AND DOLLS, I KEPT IT “S. A. S.” (SHORT AND SWEET). I THINK MY CO- LADIES SAID ENOUGH FOR ALL US. I JUST PUT MY TWO PIECE AND A BISCUIT IN IT……. MMMMM A TWO PIECE WITH HOME HOT SAUCE OR RANCH… LORD DON’T LET ME GET STARTED, LOL. DO ME A FAVOR…. KEEP A SMILE ON, AT ALL TIMES. I KNOW I WILL…. WELL I’LL TRY!!! MY PATIENTS ARE SHORT FOR STUPID SHYT.MMMWWWWWAAAAHHHH DUDES AND DOLLS

(Euphoria Speaks)

Weeeeel  Planets and SiS-Starz, that is a wrap for today’s show.  Definitely, stay humbled and grounded!

(Celestrial Monroe speaking)

Loving you always Hunnie Bunnies, until the next broadcast, baby stay bold and beautiful, strong and determined, fabulous and fierce!

 

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CELESTRIAL MONROE …HOT TOPIC!!! DRUG ADDICTION…FOLLOWS UP ON FANTASIA AND CHINGY THE RAPPER!!!

 

Hey Hunney Bunnies!!!! I missed you allll!  I hope you all are doing supercagilistic expeallidocious and wonderful!! Whooo! That was a mouthful Hunney Bunnies! OMG! I wish you all could have seen me in the extravaganza affair I had attended; your girl was absolutely fabulous walking the runway! My frock was impeccable! Hunney Bunnies I gave it to them and they did not know what the hell to do with it! I made major coins that night, and all of those haters that sat in the front row, well I had them drooling with jealousy.  Of course I came in first place.  Hunnie Bunnies no one and I mean no one can rock the runway and lip sync as well as me. 

My girls are out on assignment today, Advantagus sends her love to all of the guys and dolls.  And Euphoria is working a couple of shows.  My girls are absolutely fierce!  And I would never ever trade my divas for nothing in the world!! Hear me now! Whoo, excuse me.  Please bring me my crystal goblets, and ice pitcher filled with water.  And the other filled with my fave wine doll.  Thank you….smooches.  Mmph, mmph, he is absolutely one to drool over!!! Somebody turn up the a/c before I fall out from the heat of my lust.  Lol..

Okay let’s get to it.  Today is going to be an absolutely great show Hunnie Bunnies.  Our hot topic is going to be based on an email I received, it is literally heart wrenching.  And though I will be tough, because as you all know I am blunt and cannot curve my tongue  a lot of times.  But I speak the truth and life is too too short to hold back on not telling the truth.  I have no time to play.  Ex-squeeze me, Sweetness I need a pat, please. My make-up is beginning to melt.  And please let’s get mother’s ambience going.  Thank you.  It is so hard to find good help.  They know what I need to get me going, whoo! Thank you …

I will also do the follow up on Ms. Fantasia.  Matter of fact I will just go ahead and give you the 411.  Well for you that follow the media of the entertainment world, which of course I do.  I told you! I told you! I said that that girl’s album was going to be number one!  And it is!  All of  that publicity she did for it, promoting and all of that.  Falling out over an aspirin suicide because her last album did not do well.  And Hunnie Bunnies she needs the money with all of the people she is taking care of.  Hell I would have to call 911 and think of some shyt to do to get me to be the number one Diva of drag-ism if my career was flailing. But I am not her(Fantasia) and she is not me.

The show I guess was just not enough for Ms. Country Diva, her management must have told her that.  Just because you have a show does not mean people will go and buy it.  However, I will say that it was a good pub stunt Hunnie Bunnies, and it worked for her behalf.  And I have heard the CD, and I actually think it is her best to date!! Go figure, and while you are doing that…well I will leave that alone. 

Okaaay, soooo she went to the VMA’s and when interviewed Ms. Thing had the audacity to joke about her incident! Laughing and joking it off that she was going to go and take another bottle of aspirin! The gall of her to do that! I mean she knew what she was doing…did you all see her life story on VH1 behind the music? Well it had over 1 million that tuned in to see it!! So that also was another stunt, and the dude that she was having the affair with.  I just like to call him Mr. T-Mobile.  He is going to be in the second season of her reality show.  If VH1 still keeps that in the loop.  You will see them going back and forth, tears and all of her being hurt over their relationship.  Now don’t get me wrong, I think the girl is beautifully talented.  And yes it is true, that if you do not have a lot of crazy drama happening in your life nobody will buy the records.  Sorry, but it is true.  And this industry is no joke!  I can name so many people that have gone through it and started doing drugs, drinking because they get caught up in this game.  Real talk.  Brittney Spears, Mariah Carey, Diana Ross, Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley…and Hunnie Bunnies that is just to name a few.  Ms. Marylyn Monroe whom I love dearly had some issues with being sexy and Od’d on pain pills. 

Notice the singers who do not have a lot of BS going on in their lives do not manage to have a career that expands.  The more controversy, baby the more your name is up in lights.  The more it is out there.  The more money you make, (SMH)

(Taking sips of water, and sips of wine) Ohhh that was so refreshing and very good! I was parched Hunnie Bunnies! I am going to attack this letter I got from one of my fans, and then we will speak on this washed out rapper Chingy that does Debbie from the back.  Lol…whooo!  I kill me, because you may and may not know of what I speak of.  But hold on to your dress tails and hems.  And I do not want to receive any emails later on talking about this subject because I will not answer them 

 

Dear Ms. Monroe,

Please I ask you to be easy and understanding while I give you the background on me and the situation I am presently in.  First of all let me say this, I grew up in a home with not one, not two, but three family members that were addicted to drugs.  My mother was not only addicted to alcohol but also addicted to downers.  And had a love later on for vicodins.  My father was addicted to crack cocaine.  At first it was called “freebasing” when he got started, my father having a high profile job would freebase with dignitaries and movie stars. And then the high that was at one time considered for the rich reached the inner city is when my father had began to sink lower and lower.  He has now been dead for five years.  He died with a crack pipe in his hand, in an abandoned house that crack smokers had taken over. His heart had burst in his chest.

Then there is my brother that is now addicted to heroin and cocaine.  When he can he speedballs up his veins.  I see him only when he is desperate for a fix, and yes at times I do feel sorry for him and give him money.  But it is not often.  But I have seen him get so sick, so sick where I think I am going to lose him. 

And this is yet not the root of my story.  Six months ago I got married.  And just a month ago I found out that my husband is doing crack, I cannot lie and say that I did not suspect that he was using before we got married.  I never said anything about it.  I just felt that it would not get out of control, and yeas I know that I was being stupid in marrying him.  But I love him so much.  I felt that I could help him.  Because he wasn’t addicted, he was not letting it take over his life.  I don’t know what I was thinking but he is the “one” for me.  He treats me like a queen and takes great care of me.  I feel as if I am living a life of lies and I am caught up in subliminal mess, like this is someone else’s life and not mine. How so I approach him?  How can we rectify this so that it does not destroy us or him?

Signed,

Everyone is on Drugs, but not me

(Sipping wine, taking big gulps. Grabbing a Kleenex and dapping her eyes.  Taking a deep breath)

Dear everyone is on drugs, but not me,

Lady you truly have a story! OMG! I do not know where to start.  First I will say this, you need some counseling, and just me replying back to you in this letter Hunney Bunnie  is not enough.  You have been in a co-dependent relationships with your family for so long that you indeed feel that you can fix it and you can handle it.  But you can’t!  And the fact that you are literally brainwashed form your experience speaks in volumes!

Now I do understand the power of love, God knows I do!  I have been in some pretty needy and precarious situations myself. And went head and feet first running to trouble.  And baby you can’t help no sorry person that does not want help.  Me? Personally?  I would have run the other way!  There is no dic…oops let me clean that up.  There is not enough money, love, and good loving between some sheets that will make me place myself in a situation where I have had nothing but hard times.  But that is me and not you. 

First what you need to do is ask your husband is he willing to get help to stop his addiction.  If he tells you that he will quit, and has told you before that he has it covered and is still doing it. Hunney Bunnie that is your green light to LEAVE!!!  Leave baby before it gets out of hand and that man loses his life, job, house, cars and all the things he has gotten for himself and you.  Because you will wake up one morning and that mink stole that wonderful husband purchased will be given to the dope man for a hundred dollars worth of crack.  But you already know this.  You have to be a big girl now, you HAVE to love you.  And right now Hunnie Bunnie you are not loving or getting the love you need.  Your mom, dad, brother were never ever able to love you because they were so far gone on drugs. You think because he has been there for you, has done so much for you that he is the one?  That he truly understands you?  No he doesn’t, and just as you have felt sorry for your brother and have helped him get dope.  Hunnie Bunnie you will the same for him.  Did you ever see the movie Malcolm X? If so, do you remember the part where the girl that was a virgin and was dating Malcolm X?  And she had the strict grandmother? Well she ended up prostituting and with her new bf she was selling her body to get him dope. Will that be you?  You shake your head and say no, but Hunnie Bunnie that will be you eventually.  And when the money runs out, and you lose everything you have.  Who will be the blame for that? YOU!! Not him, because you allowed it.  I do hope that you take this answer serious, and at the end of my broadcast there will be some information for you okay?  Much love and stay strong Hunnie Bunnie.

Signed,

Ms. Monroe

 

Hunnie Bunnies, look you have to be strong a lot in this lifetime.  It is not an easy road I know.  When I decided to be ME, and told the masses to kiss my beautiful round shaped azz that Dr. Hoffman help create, thank you Dr. Hoffman! Smooches! Lol I decided that I was indeed the captain of my ship.  That I was the girl who loved me and no one, absolutely no one could love me the way I love me.  I have been in some very abusive relationships.  Looking for love and acceptance anywhere my naive azz could find it!  Do you hear me?  And then I woke up and seen the light and all the bruises and blacked eyes that I got from the Bf’s that said they loved me.  I didn’t stay in those relationships long.  But it seemed I kept running into them back to back!  And mother was tired! Until I said who is more important?  Me! Me of course.  Hunnie Bunnies I am absolutely to fine and adorable to lay up with any man that uses me, hates me, hits me, or sees their ugliness in me.  So I ask you to not let anyone’s ugliness become yours,  rather that be their addictions.  Drugs, drinking, any abusive nature towards you or themselves.  You are too wonderful to go though any of that, trust!

Weeeelll, I absolutely hate to now leave this subject and move on to the gossip, but hey this is what they pay me for!  Heeelllo!!! So let’s get to it. And baby I needs my coins badder than a hog needs slop! And there is a pair of shoes bytches that are calling my name to walk the runway in! Whooo!

(Taking sips of wine and clearing throat, checking herself in the mirror)

Well I have already talked about Ms. Thing and her number one album so it is Mr. Chingy we will talk about today on this beautiful day and broadcast, cause he is as confused as a bi-sexual man on crack! No pun intended. But really, come on.  What is Chingy up to nowadays anyways? And when was the last time this washed up rapper had a number one single or album for that matter?  Hunnie Bunnies I cannot even remember his past cuts. 

However, I will tell you something about this industry Hunnie Bunnies! Rather you are a straight man, gay man, bi-sexual man, straight or gay woman you will encounter a sleuth of sissies in this business! And you will find a lot of them that are hair stylist, stylist, make-up artist, and a lot that are seriously undercover.  Are we forgetting the Eddie Murphy’s experience?  Where everyone who has lived in Cali knows where the trannies walk the street selling azz!  And what about Pastor Mase?  Hunnie Bunnies I can tell you about a whole sleuth of “straight” men that do gay boys and trannies. 

So Chingy is doing trannies now and wants to deny it!  There was a Q&A about  a woman who he was all over and has outspokenly (if that is a word)  says she is a trannie.  He was painting her body, said he didn’t know she was one.  And the girl came out and said he knew.  And there is a video out as well as that one, where he is dancing all over her.  Look, I do not have time to see if thangs work out.  The man (boy) has been caught on tape twice with this same girl/boy.  And I will not hate, she is a very attractive trannie.  Hunnie Bunnies that put Mr. Chingy on blizast! Because they were interviewing him and then called her! Caught up and I am sure he cannot stand it! Whooo!  But see there are too many can get you caught up!

So Mr. Chingy if you like men that look like women, so what! Don’t deny your lust for them, Hunnie Bunnie you are who you are! Live and let live.  Cause there are a lot of you who do!

Now there is something hot off  the press, Shaq is marrying Hoops from the reality show “Flavor of Love”? Whhhhaaaaat!!!! Baby, I have to get more info on this before I co-sign.  But, hey if he likes paying alimony I say go for it!

Well Hunnie Bunnies that is my time, and please come back and listen and support your girl! Yahoooo! I need the coins Hunnie Bunnies! Lol and next week my girls from the House of Monroe will be in and sitting in with us and giving their in out on next week’s topic.  The great thing about my show, I will be getting more and more press coverage! So look out and be on the listen!

Until next time, keep it tight and right and catch me on the runway Hunnie Bunnies! Signing off for now from the “House of Monroe!

 

If you know someone that has a drinking or drug addiction.  Rather that is prescription drugs or recreational drugs…please get help, I urge you.  If you are a loved one who is catering to a drug addicted person.  Married, dating, and friends of someone who is using.  I urge you to get help as well, you could be a co-dependent individual in this relationship and need help too.  You and you alone are not capable of assisting anyone to get off drugs, trust me.

 

DrugRehabCenter.com  1-800-314-8174

www.soberrecovery.com

www.drug-rehabs.com 1-866-762-3712

www.addictionca.com

 

Hey my Hunney Bunnies! Whew! I’m tired…. You tired? Then baby go take a nap!! Whew…okay let me just calm my sexy self down and take a sip of coffee and relax, relate and release! Gurl I loved when Whitley did that on Different World! I loved the diva! She was a mess wasn’t she?

Sweetie could you please bring me a cold bottle of some of that fresh bottled water from the Alps? Please…thank you my love. My personal assistant, he is a sweetie, phiiine to ladies…well I guess what I should do is introduce myself to you all. I am Celestrial Monroe! Hunney Bunnies, the grand Queen of them all! Welcome to the House of Monroe. Here we keeps it 100% real and raw! I hold nothing back, if you would try to place a label on what I do, well Hunney Bunnies I really would not know where and how to contain all this fantastic splendor in just one word!! Baby I am a creation, the creation, the supreme chow chow oww! Watch out there now!

Well, what I will do is sum up some things for you so there is no confusion of who I am and what I do, and how I do it. First and foremost I am an entertainer first. I sing, dance, act model, I do it all! I also am a semi somewhat journalist, but Hunney Bunnies let’s call it what it is…gossip!!! Like tell me what in the hell is wrong with Ms. Fantasia honey? We will chat about that hot mess later! And why the hell did she pick a man working for T-mobile? What? She couldn’t afford to pay her bill? She wanted a new phone or something? Lawd…Lawd let me stop and get back to you Hunney Bunnies! Mmmph, Sir Simpson, (that’s my PA-personal assistant) please bring me some croissants’ and fresh squeezed OJ, I’m starting to get famished. Oh !and some strawbabies baby. Whew I kill me chile!
Weeeeeellll let me finish getting to the tee. I am here mostly for your and my entertainment. I love to share, that is what I will call it. And my girls form the “House of Monroe” will bring you the tee as well. I will tell you of all the chill place to go to all over the world Hunney bunnies, I will give you the tee on all of the new fashions, movies, gust interviews, what I am up to and my next moves and many adventures!! Hunney Bunnies Ms. Celestrial Monroe is an extravagant woman of class and sophistication!! Yes she is! Don’t sleep baby, don’t even close your eyes for a little cat nap because you will miss it! Me! Ms. Celestrial Monroe has a lot to offer the world, and Hunney Bunnies I can give it to you but what are you going to do with it is the question!
I have traveled all over the world, sang in the best clubs, and met some wonderful people in my life! So many movie stars and celebrities too many to count! I have the tee on so much and I love me and what I do and how I do what I do when I do what I do!! Okaaaay? So you have to keep up with me to be in my world, cause Hunney Bunnies Ms. Monroe stays gone and on the move!
I am an exquisite masterpiece and hold my degree in life! I went to school for a lot of things, I took many classes and read many books, and learned many things and I speak four languages. You’d be surprised, but as far as I am concerned I have enough in this lifetime to give enough and be enough for me and you. Hunney Bunnies I have a lot of haters, and some people do not like whom and what I represent at all. And that is fine, they do like “people” like me. I am a trans gender. Yes, I am a man living my life as a woman, and a damn good looking one at that. No one ever knows who I really am unless I tell them. Hunney Bunnies you would be SURPRISED at the many models and celebrities that are men but look like a woman! I happen to be one of them! I stand 5”10, I am a size 6, long legs and beautiful! Yes chile yes! Nothing about me looks like a man, no adams apple, no deep voice none of that. And chile no I do not do all the heavy heavy make-up, that is for the drags baby! This here is flawless! Absolutely so I qualify myself, I hear-by the qualify to do and say and go and have what I want to have and give you the best hot mama drama, stories, views and candid advice as possible. Hold in to your saddle bags Hunney Bunnies because it is going to be a gas!!!

The House Of Monroe
Celestrial Monroe

FIRST BROADCAST

HOT TOPIC!!! LEBRON JAMES & 20 MILLION, AND MS. FANATSIA!!!

ABUSIVE LOVE AND SUICIDE

 

 

Hey Hunney Bunnies!!! Wat it do? Chile, chile I am still a little winded.  But since this is my debut today I had to come in and put my tired bones to work! And it isn’t like I don’t enjoy working.  But Hunney Bunnies my thing is I rest, dress, and look forward and dream of my success! Hello! Well anyways, I have enjoyed all of the fanfare, letters, emails and twitters.  Hey to all my twits! I love you very much! I still have so much to do, it never stops for Ms. Monroe and her family.  My best friends Euphoria and Advantagus Sephora.  They are a huge part of my show and “The House of Monroe” So please keep a look out for my queens on the runway.  They are some helluva performers and the best sista’s a girl can have!

So let me let the each of the girls introduce themselves….

(Advantagus Sephora Speaking)GOOD DAY DUDES AND DOLLS!!!!!
ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF, ONLY I CAN DO IT CAUSE CANT NOBODY SAY IT LIKE ME. I MEAN YOU CAN TELL THEM, BUT I DO NOT THINK THEY WILL GIVE IT PAZZZZZAZZZZ!!!!! I NEED SOME SUGAR, HOT SAUCE, AND LOVE WHEN YOU INTRODUCE ME HONEY......
MY NAME is " ADVANTAGIOUS SEPHORA MONROE ", but bay i constantly want to change my name, but i don't think the government will allow it, HELLO!! I REP THE HOUSE OF MONROE, WERE ALL ABOUT GLAM HONEY CHILD!!! I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE OTHER GIRLS... BUT UM I GOTTA HAVE MY FACE BEAT AT ALL TIMES!!! OH? WHAT? YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS ? " BEAT". GIRL!!! THAT MEANS I GOT TO HAVE MY FACE DONE UP WITH THE LATEST HOTTEST MAKE UP!!! YALL NOT ABOUT TO SEE MY ACNE MARKS LOL!!! GOT TO HAVE MY CONCEALER, LIP GLOSS, BLUSH, AND EYE BROW PENCIL!!! LOL N E WAYS....
I NEED TO GET ON THE SUBJECT, IF NOT I WILL BE CHATTING ABOUT MAKE UP ALL DAMN DAY, AND YALL DON'T HAVE TIME FOR IT HE HE!!!!

She is a mess…isn’t she?  But I love my doll Hunney Bunnies!

Okay, and let me give the floor to my other gal pal who reps the House of Monroe! Ms. Euphoria Monroe, baby she is the true lyricist of the crew….

(Euphoria speaking) Euphoria: a feeling of happiness, confidence, or well-being sometimes exaggerated in pathological states as mania.

I am the feeling behind the screens you see! And the opinion that brings about epiphanies...
why words will allow you incite.. Some may hurt as I bite down inside the inner cores of your mind.. Not giving you gossip but that feeling of well-being.. The well said... the balance of the bunch...

The house of Monroe is beyond explanation... With the "high's" and low you can’t help but be advantageous to want more...
Exploring the realms of the celebrity.. the travels and final destinies... so as you come into the House of Monroe.. remove your shoes and feel at home...

We can roll it up if you want.. But we don't front... raw ..real.. edgy...

So now you see to which and what I deal with and what they deal with.  Lol and Hunney Bunnies we sit up in this studio together and have it out! Do you hear me? I love it!!

First let me tell you about this trip that we all went to in Brazil, they were so beautiful!  The “Queens” were fierce! Flawless and had the bodies of goddess’ I almost died gagging.  But they did not know about the House of Monroe, Hunney Bunnies we turned the city out with our walk on the runway and we did a fantabulous show.  We are still counting our coins! The shopping was absolutely wonderful!  I got so many trinkets and beautiful frock it is simply ridiculous.  I plan to kill them on my next show.  I plan on doing a live taping in a few weeks.  Euphoria Monroe has directing skills, and of course I will be starring in the show and executive producing it.  And my girl Advantagus Sephora just does her thing all over the place!  But enough of that.

(Advantagus Sephora speaking)THE GIRLS AND I WENT TO BRAZIL HONEY!!!!!!! IF ONLY I KNEW THE LANGUAGE I WOULD STAY GIRL!!!! BAY-BAYYYYYYY THEY GOT MEN WHO ARE CHOCOLATE BRONZE, CINNAMON, AND EBONY WHO SPEAK-A-TA DIFFERENT LANGUAGE. PLEASE DON'T TALK TO ME ON PAYDAY. LOL HE COULD BE SAYING " I THINK YOUR WIG IS LOP-SIDED" . AND I'LL BE LIKE, "MUITO OBRIGADO BEBÉ". OH GIRL I GET AROUND A LIL BIT. I GOT MY GOOGLE TRANSLATOR ON DECK!!! YEAH YEAH I WOULD HAVE BEEN BLUSHING SAYING, " THANK YOU BABY". THE BEACHES ARE PRETTY ICE BLUE, MY TYPE OF TOWN. GIRL YOU THINK I SHOULD GET MY BUTT DONE??? THESE GIRLS BE ON POINT, FIERCE HONEY FIERCE!!!! Y CANT MY BOOTY BE LIKE MMMMWWWAAAAHHHH I LOVE YOU??!!!! WELL, THAT IS GONNA HAVE TO TAKE THE BACK BURNER, CAUSE I NEED TO KNOW WHERE ALL THAT EQUIPMENT IS COMING FROM AND WHATNOT. IM SORRY YALL. LOL
THE FOOD IS OFF THE CHAIN, I DON'T MIND GETTING FAT, EATING ALL THIS GOOD ASS FOOD, GIRL BOO!!! OH DON'T EVER BE AFRAID TO SAY, YOU LOVE TO EAT!!!! SHIT THAT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE HOBBIES.... JUST MAKE SURE YOU DO A LIL EXCERCISE AFTER THAT AND KEEP IT PUSHING!!!!
OH,WELL DAMN I SEE THE OTHER DIVA, TAPPING HER WATCH.... GIVE ME A SECOND DUDES AND DOLLS......
EX-SQUEEZE ME YALL, I GOT CARRIED AWAY AGAIN. SO TAKE NOTE: MAKE UP AND FOOD ARE TWO OF MY MANY INTERESTS. LOL I FORGOT TO GIVE YOU THE " CUP GOSSIP"!!!! OH!! YOU KNOW WHAT THE CUP GOSSIP IS!!!! YOU KNOW GOOD AND WELL, YOU SEEN YO MAMA ON THE PHONE AND IN THE KITCHEN. ETHER TALKING ON THE PHONE WITH HER GIRL OR HER GIRL IS IN THE KITCHEN... SIPPING AND ..... YOU GUESSED IT GOSSIPING!!!!!! I NEED A PIECE JUST ABOUT EVERYDAY, I'M TRYING LORD!!! LOL
SO LET'S GET IT IN.

Thanks girls…..

 Let’s get to the emails first cause I give great advice! And I hope I do not waste my time or my life giving you my precious time and you don’t take my advice.  Because I have read some emails and let me tell you, girl boo!  There were a few that caught my attention, because you need some attention. And so that we do not have to call the ambulance for you.  Because you feel like just falling out in the middle of the street for some attention.  Which isn’t a bad idea, hmm, but we cannot be wasting tax payers time with all of that.  Because most of us do not have health insurance.  And ambulances are not cheap!  

Here is the first email that I received, and I got this one while I was away in Brazil doing my thing. See for me it is constant moving, constant on the run.  Now please do believe that when I rest, the mother does rest for sho Hunney Bunnies! Because this face will have Louis Voutton luggage under it.  And let me say this, these wanna be diva’s are ready to point out all of the flaws and notice every stitch out of place.  And I will not be having it!! You better please believe it, and this is why the House of Monroe has their own stylist and make-up artist.  Why do what you can pay someone else to do because you have it like that.  Whoo!  That makes these girls crazy with jealousy!! And I love for the “Queens” to shrink up in fear when they see me. 

Okay, let me get the first email and then we will gossip.  Okay?

Dear the Man For Me,

Whooo, girl you have said a mouthful! I had to come from this letter a few times and digest this lil by lil! I mean first you do not know that you in a relationship with a married man.  Then you find out that he has only been separated from his wife for only 3 moths the whole time that you guys have been together. And then the wife seeks you out at the mall and brings the papers of her husband, your man her husband to the mall to show you that he is a mess and a half and try to play captain save a ho! Well maybe I should not say that, my bad hunney Bunnie.  But this is a hot mess! 

Okay, sweetie I would get out of that as soon as I can.  I am Queen of Drama!  I love the look and feel, taste and everything about it.  But let me tell you this, you have gotten into something that is bigger than you! If you tell him what happened he might go looking for her.  And on the other hand he might get so livid he jumps on you and hit you with a bop gun like George Clinton! And how can he lie about his names on police reports or that woman as his wife? Baby I know you love him, but you should tell him that you have to stop seeing him.  I would stay away from the details.  He is a monster!  I hope that you can be strong and do this and ignore his calls.  And if he tries to stock you, diva you will have to probably move or even change numbers or even get a restraining order. Just because he has not shown you that he was or can be abusive does not mean that he isn’t and will not lose it at anytime.  And just for the sake of argument Hunney Bunnie, let’s say that therapy has worked.  Is it still coothe that he was all in between your legs in your bed and never told you he was married?  That is not attractive at all! Not good! Why would you want a man that is dishonest?  Hell naw! Kick his tired azz to the curb! I do not care how much you bonded with him, and how good the sex is.  It is not worth the trouble or the headaches.  The man does not love you, he loves himself more than anything. He is a liar and a deceiver, and if he is keeping that from you how much more will he keep from you or do to you down the line.  Stay strong Hunney Bunnie and get rid of him quick.  You found him, or he found you.  You will get another man to have and to hold you.  Trust!!!

signed

Ms. Monroe

 

Time for the gossip…..

I was on my trip when I had got wind of Mr. Le Bron James and what he had offered his wife if they decided to part.  Well I will say this, baby if you need a real good woman you can go ahead and swing this way because Ms. Monroe knows how to treat a man right.  And you can give me half of what you will give her! Hunney bunnies, check this out, the man offered his wife 25 million green backs if they ever break up.  What!!! Baby that is a lot of coins! Do you know how much MAC make-up, how many vacations, frock and drobe I could have?  And let’s not forget the house that Monroe built? What woman is worth so much? I’m saying she must have some for real snap back holla back if you hear me child on the down low lovin’! May be I need to get with her so I can get a few skills! I’m not hating, (or am I?) She is a nice looking girl, but let’s keep it real, the man got married young, didn’t go to college and got into the NBA right after high school.  His nose was as wide open as a mack truck to offer that girl so much.  Now I have gone to a lot of those basketball games and met a lot of NBA stars.  And some of these men think that when they meet “Ms. Right” she will be just that!  But let me tell you, a lot of women of course are on these men jocks (literally) and are willing to do any and everything  for those men.  And get this one, some of the chicks they get involved with sign confidentiality contracts so if the affair ends they don’t tell! Maybe Tiger should have done that one.  But Hunney Bunnies that is a different story.  Girl if I could a piece of that money when she leaves, because I  feel that will not last as long as ya’ll think it will.  Well let me stop throwing extra salt in the pot because that is what I am doing.  But I do hope the young man does not mess up or she gets tired and leaves.  Because 25 million is not like 25 dollars!!! That is a lot of coins and I am more than positive that sister will want all her money when she gets ghost like Casper the friendly ghost.  Girl boo.

Hunney Bunnies….. Hunney Bunnies!! Lawd when I had heard about this hot mess Ms. Fantasia the country diva had pulled I was beside myself.  I am not going to talk about the baby toooo too bad, cause it is apparent that she has some issues with her daddy.  If you have watched her show, she states that her and her father have had some issues.  The man sued her for ten million but withdrew his lawsuit later on.  He was hot that she told the truth in her book.  Baby, I say this, look don’t get mad at the truth boo boo!  Don’t nobody need to lie on you! Why would she do that?  Look, when La Toya Jackson talked all of that mess about her no good beat ‘em up daddy did he come and try to sue?  Hell no!  And even when Michael Jackson rest his plastic surgery soul. Let me say a quick prayer..(silence) okay I’m done.  That man just had too much of it didn’t he?  Trying not to look like his daddy.  See what I am saying is….. baby, baby, if you have children.  Please do not keep having them by a sorry man! They grow up with issues and we gotta deal with that shyt! I’m just telling the truth, I have enough of these damn issues myself.  People who can’t and they won’t understand me.  Please, I am who I am.  I believe in my former life I was a woman and tried to come back as one and I didn’t get what I wanted.

Look these babies grow up into adults and they torture themselves when they don’t get the love they want form their mom’s and dad’s, it is just that simple.  Trust this queen has acted an azz a few times and over! And I am over it now! Whoo, hand me a mirror, please let me check my MAC cause baby they got me sweating up in this little room!

Okay, I had to take a minute, because this is the hot mess we dig for our children and of we are not careful their children’s children will act and be the same way.  So Hunney Bunnies this is indeed curses we give to our children!  So stop it, and stop it now!

So when I heard that Ms Tasia had tried to commit suicide, I was simply shocked! Now first and foremost let me say that this was done for some attention!  I know a lot of you will be mad at me, but Hunney Bunnies Ms. Monroe calls it how she sees it! And I do not apologize for my candor. She did this when her manger was in the house, okay? He was the one who called.  She knew he would be coming to her room soon.  The next thing being is that we all do things (diva- don moments) to get some attention.  Let me say this, Ms. Fantasia knew this man was married, she was with his azz for a year! Okay, girl boo! You and I are not stupid!  Well I’m not!  And why in the hell was she with a sales rep form T-Mobile? I mean was she having a hard time paying her bill and her families?  IDK, and I am not saying that she or you, me cannot date or marry someone “ordinary” but I guarantee they didn’t spend his sales money they spent hers.  That’s like giving a tic-tac to a whale.  Please!

The girl’s last album didn’t do well, and she put a lot of her time and self into this project.  Now regardless if she was sad or not, the girl took aspirin.  She didn’t OD on no vicodin, zanax, morphine or anything of that wild flavor.  The girl took aspirin! If she was really trying to go she would of took the supreme chow chow dope! Hello! I am not saying that you cannot die from taking too many aspirin, I am just saying that you gotta take a lot of ‘em to do it.  Now, I shall say this to all the queens and real divas out there.  Baby you can have attention, get attention in a different way.  And I also guarantee that Ms. Fantasia album will do well, just like Erykah Badu’s “Window Seat”  Amerykah part 2, I love that queen diva!!! Trust me! Hunney Bunnie’s I am a for real stunt woman. I know how to fall out, lay low, get that man, stand out and get what I need from whom I need when I need okay!

Let me take a breath…….

Well, that is my time here today.  I promise on my next show I will try and answer more emails.  Smooches!

And in parting I say this….

Hunney Bunnies, of course there is no one that can do you like you do you.  And no one can steal your joy if you don’t let them. And whatever is out there that chaps your hide and makes you angry.  Hunney Bunnies let that be the thing to get you up and make the positive things happen for you.  No man, no woman, no falling out, no suicide, not getting jumped or beaten will boost your self esteem at all! Love yourself, I do not care  how many people say they love you, they don’t love you if you feel bad when they come around.  And that is real!

Goodnight!

If you know anyone that is in an abusive situation, or is suicidal…please do not just watch them, reach out and help them.  They are looking for love and attention.



Telephone Hotlines Operated by Suicide Prevention Services               

1-800-784-2433  LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255    Depression Hotline: 630-482-9696

 www.spsfv.org/hotlines.htm

 

Kristin Brooks Hope Center - Hopeline

I called the 1-800 Suicide Hotline . I talked with someone ... 19 Million Americans struggle with depression. Untreated depression is the leading cause of suicide.

hopeline.com

 

Domestic abuse: Are abused women and battered women the same?

Many people think that battered women have black eyes and broken bones. However, domestic abuse encompasses a whole range of ways of controlling and hurting.

www.abusedwoman.com

Emotionally Abused Women - HealthyPlace

Read about emotional abuse of women, how to stand up to an abusive partner, get out of an abusive relationship, and even deal with emotional abuse in the workplace.

www.healthyplace.com

 

 

 

God Bless you all

“Just Toy”

Written Expressions

7/2010

           

1-800-784-2433  LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255    Depression Hotline: 630-482-9696

 www.spsfv.org/hotlines.htm

 

Kristin Brooks Hope Center - Hopeline

I called the 1-800 Suicide Hotline . I talked with someone ... 19 Million Americans struggle with depression. Untreated depression is the leading cause of suicide.

hopeline.com

 

Domestic abuse: Are abused women and battered women the same?

Many people think that battered women have black eyes and broken bones. However, domestic abuse encompasses a whole range of ways of controlling and hurting.

www.abusedwoman.com

Emotionally Abused Women - HealthyPlace

Read about emotional abuse of women, how to stand up to an abusive partner, get out of an abusive relationship, and even deal with emotional abuse in the workplace.

www.healthyplace.com

 

 

 

God Bless you all

“Just Toy”

Written Expressions

7/2010

 
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